Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.

'A Hole in the World'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 08, 2006 9:23:29 am PDT #1218 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From the What The Fuck Is Wrong With People??? department...

Woman Attacked Dog Breeder With Dead Chihuahua, Cops Say

ST. PETERS, Missouri — A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said.

The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died.

Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder's home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said.

The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police.

As she drove away, the woman waved the dead puppy out of the car's sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records.


DavidS - Jun 08, 2006 9:28:14 am PDT #1219 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Woman Attacked Dog Breeder With Dead Chihuahua, Cops Say

Eeep! Better not let Emmett see that.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 9:29:09 am PDT #1220 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Woman Attacked Dog Breeder With Dead Chihuahua, Cops Say

Zombie Chihuahuas Stage Protest


Kathy A - Jun 08, 2006 9:34:06 am PDT #1221 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Zombie Chihuahuas Stage Protest

Yapping at the heels of both the idiot owner and the idiot breeder who let the owner take the dog waaaaay too soon.


Fred Pete - Jun 08, 2006 9:34:56 am PDT #1222 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Egad.


sumi - Jun 08, 2006 9:42:00 am PDT #1223 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

What Kathy said.


Steph L. - Jun 08, 2006 9:45:23 am PDT #1224 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

All I could think was, "Good thing it wasn't an Irish Wolfhound...."

But then I'm callous and crass like that.


Jesse - Jun 08, 2006 10:02:08 am PDT #1225 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Breaking news: FDA approves vaccine to protect against virus that causes cervical cancer

Hey! You know those unending ads about, "Tell your friends! A (certain kind of a very common) VIRUS causes CANCER!!!!!"? It took me way to long to realize they were from Merck, to butter us up for when the vaccine comes out. Tell your friends!


Jessica - Jun 08, 2006 10:14:15 am PDT #1226 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And in less disturbing news, survey says college students prefer iPods to beer. Shocking!!


bon bon - Jun 08, 2006 10:16:59 am PDT #1227 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It took me way to long to realize they were from Merck, to butter us up for when the vaccine comes out. Tell your friends!

Could be worse, I guess.