Your first day, you have meeting with HR, Payroll, Legal, and Makeup.
I was about to be alarmed that you had seen my plans, but then remembered that you are PART of my plans, yes indeedy.
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Atropa - Jun 30, 2008 9:14:39 am PDT #9664 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Vortex - Jun 30, 2008 9:23:14 am PDT #9665 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I was about to be alarmed that you had seen my plans, but then remembered that you are PART of my plans, yes indeedy.
By the way, I'd like to meet with you about merging Makeup, Hair, and Clothing Departments into the Style Department.
WindSparrow - Jun 30, 2008 9:27:57 am PDT #9666 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Oops, didn't mean to put that there.
Atropa - Jun 30, 2008 9:31:50 am PDT #9667 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
By the way, I'd like to meet with you about merging Makeup, Hair, and Clothing Departments into the Style Department.
Oh, a streamlined organization so we can focus on what's really important*? Good thinking.
- Decorative people. Cages. That sort of thing.
amych - Jun 30, 2008 9:32:42 am PDT #9668 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ack! Reorg! It really is an evil organization!
Toddson - Jun 30, 2008 9:34:32 am PDT #9669 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And the Style Department would make the people even more decorative! win!
Jessica - Jun 30, 2008 9:34:54 am PDT #9670 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I'm pretty sure in the Buffista reorg, everybody gets a tiara and an office with a teleporter.
Toddson - Jun 30, 2008 9:37:30 am PDT #9671 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And an expense account for makeup. And hair. And corset(s).
Atropa - Jun 30, 2008 9:43:39 am PDT #9672 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm pretty sure in the Buffista reorg, everybody gets a tiara and an office with a teleporter.
Hell yes.
And an expense account for makeup. And hair. And corset(s).
Those too. C'mon people, it's an evil empire I'M planning. Mandatory tea & cupcake breaks! Training in eyeliner application!
Trudy Booth - Jun 30, 2008 9:48:31 am PDT #9673 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Training in eyeliner application!
To my eternal shame, I've never been able to master liquid eyeliner. However, I have cultivated a smudgy pencil look that really works for me. In my defense, my eyes have weird angles for liquid -- it even took Plei a little doing to make it work.