I'm pretty sure in the Buffista reorg, everybody gets a tiara and an office with a teleporter.
Hell yes.
And an expense account for makeup. And hair. And corset(s).
Those too. C'mon people, it's an evil empire
I'M
planning. Mandatory tea & cupcake breaks! Training in eyeliner application!
Training in eyeliner application!
To my eternal shame, I've never been able to master liquid eyeliner. However, I have cultivated a smudgy pencil look that really works for me. In my defense, my eyes have weird angles for liquid -- it even took Plei a little doing to make it work.
To my eternal shame, I've never been able to master liquid eyeliner.
With the scar, I cannot do liquid eyeliner any more. Which is why Urban Decay's 24/7 pencils are the bizzomb for me.
I'm makeup impaired - I've never mastered liquid eyeliner; I can barely manage a pencil. sigh ... but being able to pay good people means I have nice hair!
My (very blurry) photos of Suzi's good-bye party: [link]
My (very blurry) photos of Suzi's good-bye party: [link]
I think the second to last photo says it all. Damn you juliana!
Damn you juliana!
My sneaky photo skillz triumph over your attempts to hide! Muhahaha!
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pops in
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spots that Jilli's crazy has become pandemic
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backs out of thread very slowly
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* spots that Jilli's crazy has become pandemic *
Which reminds me, Jilli - I have a bodyguard for us, though he may be grumpy and stoically Russian about it. He has fabulous hair, though.
Which reminds me, Jilli - I have a bodyguard for us, though he may be grumpy and stoically Russian about it. He has fabulous hair, though.
Awesome! How does he feel about growling menacingly at people?