You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.


Toddson - Jun 30, 2008 9:37:30 am PDT #9671 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And an expense account for makeup. And hair. And corset(s).


Atropa - Jun 30, 2008 9:43:39 am PDT #9672 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm pretty sure in the Buffista reorg, everybody gets a tiara and an office with a teleporter.

Hell yes.

And an expense account for makeup. And hair. And corset(s).

Those too. C'mon people, it's an evil empire I'M planning. Mandatory tea & cupcake breaks! Training in eyeliner application!


Trudy Booth - Jun 30, 2008 9:48:31 am PDT #9673 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Training in eyeliner application!

To my eternal shame, I've never been able to master liquid eyeliner. However, I have cultivated a smudgy pencil look that really works for me. In my defense, my eyes have weird angles for liquid -- it even took Plei a little doing to make it work.


juliana - Jun 30, 2008 9:51:16 am PDT #9674 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

To my eternal shame, I've never been able to master liquid eyeliner.

With the scar, I cannot do liquid eyeliner any more. Which is why Urban Decay's 24/7 pencils are the bizzomb for me.


Toddson - Jun 30, 2008 9:56:53 am PDT #9675 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I'm makeup impaired - I've never mastered liquid eyeliner; I can barely manage a pencil. sigh ... but being able to pay good people means I have nice hair!


juliana - Jun 30, 2008 1:05:35 pm PDT #9676 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

My (very blurry) photos of Suzi's good-bye party: [link]


megan walker - Jun 30, 2008 1:17:35 pm PDT #9677 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

My (very blurry) photos of Suzi's good-bye party: [link]

I think the second to last photo says it all. Damn you juliana!


juliana - Jun 30, 2008 1:56:32 pm PDT #9678 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Damn you juliana!

My sneaky photo skillz triumph over your attempts to hide! Muhahaha!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 30, 2008 2:44:18 pm PDT #9679 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

* pops in *

* spots that Jilli's crazy has become pandemic *

* backs out of thread very slowly *


juliana - Jun 30, 2008 2:47:02 pm PDT #9680 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

* spots that Jilli's crazy has become pandemic *

Which reminds me, Jilli - I have a bodyguard for us, though he may be grumpy and stoically Russian about it. He has fabulous hair, though.