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Jayne: There's times I think you don't take me seriously. I think that ought to change. Mal: Do you think it's likely to?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'

F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.

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Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.

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amych - Jun 23, 2008 11:13:03 am PDT #9358 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Except Buffistas don't squeak when you bite them.

I don't doubt that this theory was tested at the F2F (coughGOSSIPcough). But was it really and truly tested enough to disprove it once and for all? I think we need another F2F next weekend so we can really be sure.

Miracleman - Jun 23, 2008 11:14:38 am PDT #9359 of 10002

No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I think we need another F2F next weekend so we can really be sure.

Well, as long as it's for science...

Torque - Jun 23, 2008 11:16:49 am PDT #9360 of 10002

Bad Wolf

"Victor C" -> "Vic-Torc" -> Torque

ME -> MM -> Java

Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2008 11:18:03 am PDT #9361 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yes, but do you squeak ?

Fred Pete - Jun 23, 2008 11:25:54 am PDT #9362 of 10002

Ann, that's a ferret.

I still haven't heard any stories about frightening the natives....

Aims - Jun 23, 2008 11:33:17 am PDT #9363 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Scene: Pancake Cafe, Saturday Morning

The Players: Buffistas and Wisconsin Natives

As ND walked past a couple at a table on his way to be seated for breakfast, the husband saw ND's Utilikilt and exclaimed to his wife, "What is that? Some kind of Brokeback Mountain shit?"

Scene: House on the Rock, Giant Ocean Room, Saturday Afternoon

The Players: Buffistas and Wisconsin Natives

The was a carved bust thingy of a very mannish looking woman on the wall that was topless. The breasts and nipples were VERY OBVIOUS in such a way as to be quite highlarious. As we stood beneath it, I noticed that whereever you moved, the VERY ERECT NIPPLES! followed you. Our laughter was suddenly interrupted by an older man, kind of pushing his wife through the throng saying, "Let us pass! Then you can oogle the breasts!!" After passing the group, he shook his head and gave an exasperated, "SHEESH!"

Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2008 11:34:19 am PDT #9364 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The natives were pretty hardcore, actually.

There were some happy stares as people entered the Prom. I think Noise frightend some folks with his kilt. We certainly got that one bartender bug-eyed...

But our waitress was a CHAMP. I was half way to sticking some candy on her.

WindSparrow - Jun 23, 2008 11:34:38 am PDT #9365 of 10002

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yes, but do you squeak ?

I didn't hear him squeak, but I have this theory that involves people needing to be bitten just a wee bit harder.

wink wink, nudge nudge

Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2008 11:37:10 am PDT #9366 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I forgot the nipples!

t Hangs head, removes Porny Pants

t Which just makes them Pornier...

t Has re-gained Porny Pants and puts them back on

t Thus, the beauty of Porny Pants

Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2008 11:38:33 am PDT #9367 of 10002

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t Bites WindSparrow NICE AND HARD

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