She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.


Fred Pete - Jun 23, 2008 11:25:54 am PDT #9362 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

I still haven't heard any stories about frightening the natives....


Aims - Jun 23, 2008 11:33:17 am PDT #9363 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Scene: Pancake Cafe, Saturday Morning

The Players: Buffistas and Wisconsin Natives

As ND walked past a couple at a table on his way to be seated for breakfast, the husband saw ND's Utilikilt and exclaimed to his wife, "What is that? Some kind of Brokeback Mountain shit?"

Scene: House on the Rock, Giant Ocean Room, Saturday Afternoon

The Players: Buffistas and Wisconsin Natives

The was a carved bust thingy of a very mannish looking woman on the wall that was topless. The breasts and nipples were VERY OBVIOUS in such a way as to be quite highlarious. As we stood beneath it, I noticed that whereever you moved, the VERY ERECT NIPPLES! followed you. Our laughter was suddenly interrupted by an older man, kind of pushing his wife through the throng saying, "Let us pass! Then you can oogle the breasts!!" After passing the group, he shook his head and gave an exasperated, "SHEESH!"


Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2008 11:34:19 am PDT #9364 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The natives were pretty hardcore, actually.

There were some happy stares as people entered the Prom. I think Noise frightend some folks with his kilt. We certainly got that one bartender bug-eyed...

But our waitress was a CHAMP. I was half way to sticking some candy on her.


WindSparrow - Jun 23, 2008 11:34:38 am PDT #9365 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yes, but do you squeak ?

I didn't hear him squeak, but I have this theory that involves people needing to be bitten just a wee bit harder.

wink wink, nudge nudge


Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2008 11:37:10 am PDT #9366 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I forgot the nipples!

t Hangs head, removes Porny Pants

t Which just makes them Pornier...

t Has re-gained Porny Pants and puts them back on

t Thus, the beauty of Porny Pants


Trudy Booth - Jun 23, 2008 11:38:33 am PDT #9367 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

t Bites WindSparrow NICE AND HARD


WindSparrow - Jun 23, 2008 11:39:59 am PDT #9368 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

SQUEEEk


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 23, 2008 11:40:51 am PDT #9369 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

On the native front, we did find a waiter at the pancake breakfast that should be tracked down and sent the b.org URL with a "One of us, one of us!" subject line.


Cashmere - Jun 23, 2008 11:41:25 am PDT #9370 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

We certainly got that one bartender bug-eyed...

The male bartenders after the Prom were certainly agog. I caught more than a few dropped jaws, cocked heads and raised eyebrows. 'Twas very funny.


Sean K - Jun 23, 2008 11:43:29 am PDT #9371 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The male bartenders after the Prom were certainly agog. I caught more than a few dropped jaws, cocked heads and raised eyebrows. 'Twas very funny.

I think we've broken just about every bartender we've had at a prom. It's a thing. A funny, funny thing.