Yes, but do you squeak ?
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
I still haven't heard any stories about frightening the natives....
Scene: Pancake Cafe, Saturday Morning
The Players: Buffistas and Wisconsin Natives
As ND walked past a couple at a table on his way to be seated for breakfast, the husband saw ND's Utilikilt and exclaimed to his wife, "What is that? Some kind of Brokeback Mountain shit?"
Scene: House on the Rock, Giant Ocean Room, Saturday Afternoon
The Players: Buffistas and Wisconsin Natives
The was a carved bust thingy of a very mannish looking woman on the wall that was topless. The breasts and nipples were VERY OBVIOUS in such a way as to be quite highlarious. As we stood beneath it, I noticed that whereever you moved, the VERY ERECT NIPPLES! followed you. Our laughter was suddenly interrupted by an older man, kind of pushing his wife through the throng saying, "Let us pass! Then you can oogle the breasts!!" After passing the group, he shook his head and gave an exasperated, "SHEESH!"
The natives were pretty hardcore, actually.
There were some happy stares as people entered the Prom. I think Noise frightend some folks with his kilt. We certainly got that one bartender bug-eyed...
But our waitress was a CHAMP. I was half way to sticking some candy on her.
Yes, but do you squeak ?
I didn't hear him squeak, but I have this theory that involves people needing to be bitten just a wee bit harder.
wink wink, nudge nudge
I forgot the nipples!
t Hangs head, removes Porny Pants
t Which just makes them Pornier...
t Has re-gained Porny Pants and puts them back on
t Thus, the beauty of Porny Pants
t Bites WindSparrow NICE AND HARD
SQUEEEk
On the native front, we did find a waiter at the pancake breakfast that should be tracked down and sent the b.org URL with a "One of us, one of us!" subject line.
We certainly got that one bartender bug-eyed...
The male bartenders after the Prom were certainly agog. I caught more than a few dropped jaws, cocked heads and raised eyebrows. 'Twas very funny.