Captain Dumbass.
Don't forget the drunken pilot!
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Captain Dumbass.
Don't forget the drunken pilot!
Captain Dumbass and the Drunken Pilot.
Is that better as a movie title or a band name?
Edited because I'm not so drunk I can't tell the difference between a pilot and a pirate.
Yet.
Sounds like gay porn to me.
Big Gay Pilot Movie?
Captain Dumbass and the Drunken Pilot.
Sounds like gay porn to me.
Nah, if it were gay porn, it would be Captain Tightass and the Drunken Pilot Orgy.
Not quite sure how we got here, but I like it.
munches popcorn, quaffs wine
Captain Tightass and the Drunken Pilot Orgy.
I think I saw that being filmed in Northridge. I might know the director.
Captain Tightass and the Drunken Pilot Orgy.
Can it be an orgy if you only have the Captain and the Pilot? Wouldn't that just be...gay sex? Assuming both are the same gender, of course.
I mean...why would you need more than one pilot? And you can't have more than one Captain, or they'd be too busy engaged in comparing cock size in an effort to assure that they, individually, are the true captain and have the ultimate authority and would never get around to using said cocks.
I am way overthinking this, aren't I?
What the fuck have you people done to me?
What the fuck have you people done to me?
Dressed you in stripey tights and a candy bra.
Dressed you in stripey tights and a candy bra.
Okay, I gotta be fair; I did that to myself.
You people made me even think of it in the first place.