Captain Dumbass and the Drunken Pilot.
Sounds like gay porn to me.
Nah, if it were gay porn, it would be Captain Tightass and the Drunken Pilot Orgy.
Jayne: Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife? Wash: Wacky fun.
'Objects In Space'
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Vortex - Apr 03, 2008 8:22:05 pm PDT #8063 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
beth b - Apr 03, 2008 8:53:05 pm PDT #8064 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Not quite sure how we got here, but I like it.
munches popcorn, quaffs wine
NoiseDesign - Apr 03, 2008 8:54:47 pm PDT #8065 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Captain Tightass and the Drunken Pilot Orgy.
I think I saw that being filmed in Northridge. I might know the director.
Miracleman - Apr 04, 2008 3:54:18 am PDT #8066 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Captain Tightass and the Drunken Pilot Orgy.
Can it be an orgy if you only have the Captain and the Pilot? Wouldn't that just be...gay sex? Assuming both are the same gender, of course.
I mean...why would you need more than one pilot? And you can't have more than one Captain, or they'd be too busy engaged in comparing cock size in an effort to assure that they, individually, are the true captain and have the ultimate authority and would never get around to using said cocks.
I am way overthinking this, aren't I?
What the fuck have you people done to me?
Aims - Apr 04, 2008 3:56:04 am PDT #8067 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What the fuck have you people done to me?
Dressed you in stripey tights and a candy bra.
Miracleman - Apr 04, 2008 3:57:27 am PDT #8068 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Dressed you in stripey tights and a candy bra.
Okay, I gotta be fair; I did that to myself.
You people made me even think of it in the first place.
Emily - Apr 04, 2008 4:01:24 am PDT #8069 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
why would you need more than one pilot?
Well, if it's a space ship... are we talking about drunken space pilots? I sure hope we are.
Except that while I meant to be thinking about Wash I somehow ended up thinking about Denise Richards's character in Space Troopers. Er, War Against the Giant Bugs. Er, Triumph of the Heinlein...
(pause for IMDB)
...Starship Troopers!
ETA: Oh my. IMDB's page on Starship Troopers includes the following: "Plot Keywords: Shirtless Male Bondage / Robot Hand / Discipline / Attraction / Male Nudity"
Er, and also, so how about that F2F! Sorry for the Natter.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2008 4:10:27 am PDT #8070 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
ETA: Oh my. IMDB's page on Starship Troopers includes the following: "Plot Keywords: Shirtless Male Bondage / Robot Hand / Discipline / Attraction / Male Nudity"
Er, and also, so how about that F2F! Sorry for the Natter.
I dunno, isn't that also a fair description of a F2F? Or possibly it's just the not-so-Platonic ideal.
Vortex - Apr 04, 2008 6:00:20 am PDT #8071 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Can it be an orgy if you only have the Captain and the Pilot? Wouldn't that just be...gay sex? Assuming both are the same gender, of course.
well, no.
I mean...why would you need more than one pilot? And you can't have more than one Captain, or they'd be too busy engaged in comparing cock size in an effort to assure that they, individually, are the true captain and have the ultimate authority and would never get around to using said cocks.
Well, you gotta have at least one co pilot. Although a threesome would not constitute an orgy. However, if you had the requisite five people*, if the majority of them were, in fact, pilots, you could call it a drunken pilot orgy.
*some maintain that anything above a threesome is an orgy, but I say you gotta have at least five. I mean, we've all heard of a foursome, but who's had I mean, heard of, a fivesome?
Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2008 6:11:49 am PDT #8072 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Can I ask a favor?
My sister is getting married in October. She lives in Vegas, her fiancee is from Missouri and they have decided to get married back in Louisiana. I thought I might help her out by finding out which local hotels would give her friends and his family the best deal.
Which is to say, does anyone have a copy of the RFE we send to hotels when planning the F2F? And if so, can I have it?