Will you be able to create a rock so heavy you can't lift it?
Yes. But not a rock so heavy I can't blow it up with my mind.
More importantly, a rock so heavy it'll stop Sean and MM from bickering?
Emily has found the limits of any power whatsoever. Nothing will stop Sean and I from bickering, because nothing can make that dumbass Sean just shut up and accept my obvious innate superiority.
And, yeah, I guess I kinda miss Sean, too. But only a little.
Who are you again?
I'm the guy who led that awesome Serenity RPG campaign that you loved so much. Captain Dumbass.
Captain Dumbass
Oh, I guess Red Foreman is posting on the board now.
Any ideas for keeping Harvey from drooling on my keyboard?
None that involve you staying at the computer.
Captain Dumbass.
Don't forget the drunken pilot!
Captain Dumbass and the Drunken Pilot.
Is that better as a movie title or a band name?
Edited because I'm not so drunk I can't tell the difference between a pilot and a pirate.
Yet.
Sounds like gay porn to me.
Captain Dumbass and the Drunken Pilot.
Sounds like gay porn to me.
Nah, if it were gay porn, it would be Captain Tightass and the Drunken Pilot Orgy.