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Sean K - Jun 06, 2006 7:10:16 am PDT #2529 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Which is a not uncommon male cat response to a human female; possibly Jordan just lolled there, staring dreamily at S. and thinking "Jordan has no agency. Jordan is merely Mistress's plaything. Glorious sandy-haired Mistress, Sharpie as thou wilt."

I imagine this is exactly what happened. I'm not sure who I'm more disappointed with.

sfmarty - Jun 06, 2006 7:12:18 am PDT #2530 of 10002

Who? moi??

I direct all cat lovers to the kitty olympics

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esse - Jun 06, 2006 7:15:07 am PDT #2531 of 10002

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Which is a not uncommon male cat response to a human female

It's true. When my roommate and I had a young male cat, he was a fierce one, but every night without fail he would curl up next to her or me, by our heads, and purr his little heart out right next to our ear. (As we were trying to sleep, which was actually quite annoying, but sweet in an insane sort of way.)

Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 06, 2006 7:29:11 am PDT #2532 of 10002

"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Poor Sean. If I were in his shoes I'd be livid.

Aims - Jun 06, 2006 7:30:02 am PDT #2533 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

makes note: do not sharpie cat

How do you feel about painting a dog?

juliana - Jun 06, 2006 7:33:12 am PDT #2534 of 10002

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I am so very tempted to Sharpie Damien James when I get home. Better than murderizing him, which I was about to do at 3 a.m. this morning. Why do I always find the males with separation anxiety? Why????

Katerina Bee - Jun 06, 2006 7:36:11 am PDT #2535 of 10002

Herding cats for fun

How applying a Sharpie to the cat would have gone at Chez Bee:

Me: I think coloring the cat with a Sharpie would be FUN! Come here, Mishka.

Mishka: Foolish human female. Do you not realize that I am Mishka, Lord Puffytail, ruler of all that I survey? Remove your Sharpie marker from my presence, else you will suffer the pains of my fierce and bitey vengeance! (chomp, chaw, kick kick kick)

Me: Ow. I give up.

Fred Pete - Jun 06, 2006 7:49:27 am PDT #2536 of 10002

Ann, that's a ferret.

At our place:

Teddy: Yeowtch! How dare you insult my kitty dignity? (slash, chew, run)

Marie: That ruins my looks. Besides, I don't like being held. (squirm, squirm, squirm)

Max: More attention, please. (purr, purr, purr)

deborah grabien - Jun 06, 2006 8:02:23 am PDT #2537 of 10002

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

the FUCK?

Why would anyone take ink - which is possibly toxic to an animal - and smear it all over an animal? Why is that supposed to be funny? I missed something.

Having known three animals - two cats, one dog - who died after licking toxic substances off themselves, I can't find a single thing amusing about this.

Backing out of thread rapidly before I say something not forgiveable.

ChiKat - Jun 06, 2006 8:30:43 am PDT #2538 of 10002

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

deb, most Sharpies are non-toxic, so the kitty ought to be fine.

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