I am so very tempted to Sharpie Damien James when I get home. Better than murderizing him, which I was about to do at 3 a.m. this morning. Why do I always find the males with separation anxiety? Why????
Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.
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F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
juliana - Jun 06, 2006 7:33:12 am PDT #2534 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Katerina Bee - Jun 06, 2006 7:36:11 am PDT #2535 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
How applying a Sharpie to the cat would have gone at Chez Bee:
Me: I think coloring the cat with a Sharpie would be FUN! Come here, Mishka.
Mishka: Foolish human female. Do you not realize that I am Mishka, Lord Puffytail, ruler of all that I survey? Remove your Sharpie marker from my presence, else you will suffer the pains of my fierce and bitey vengeance! (chomp, chaw, kick kick kick)
Me: Ow. I give up.
Fred Pete - Jun 06, 2006 7:49:27 am PDT #2536 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
At our place:
Teddy: Yeowtch! How dare you insult my kitty dignity? (slash, chew, run)
Marie: That ruins my looks. Besides, I don't like being held. (squirm, squirm, squirm)
Max: More attention, please. (purr, purr, purr)
deborah grabien - Jun 06, 2006 8:02:23 am PDT #2537 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
the FUCK?
Why would anyone take ink - which is possibly toxic to an animal - and smear it all over an animal? Why is that supposed to be funny? I missed something.
Having known three animals - two cats, one dog - who died after licking toxic substances off themselves, I can't find a single thing amusing about this.
Backing out of thread rapidly before I say something not forgiveable.
ChiKat - Jun 06, 2006 8:30:43 am PDT #2538 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
deb, most Sharpies are non-toxic, so the kitty ought to be fine.
Trudy Booth - Jun 06, 2006 9:07:45 am PDT #2539 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Seanie, she's a designer. These things are bound to happen.
deborah grabien - Jun 06, 2006 9:09:21 am PDT #2540 of 10002
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
deb, most Sharpies are non-toxic, so the kitty ought to be fine.
Non-toxic to humans is not necessarily non-toxic to animals. And in any case, would you be willing to scribble all over your own tongue with it? Revel in the taste? Allow someone you trust to scribble all over your tongue with it? Cats wash themselves.
Jesus. Outta here for a while.
DebetEsse - Jun 06, 2006 9:15:25 am PDT #2541 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
And in any case, would you be willing to scribble all over your own tongue with it? Revel in the taste? Allow someone you trust to scribble all over your tongue with it? Cats wash themselves.
How about write on my hands and then eat with them, because both willing and have. And, while I wouldn't on my tongue because it likely wouldn't tase very good, my only concern with having it on my lips would be that it would be there for an embarassingly long time.
JenP - Jun 06, 2006 10:03:14 am PDT #2542 of 10002
Hadn't really thought about the licking part, I admit. My curiousity about what it looked like got me first; I'm not actually a proponent of artificially coloring animals. The request for a photo was pretty crass on my part - sorry, Sean.
Sean K - Jun 06, 2006 10:08:55 am PDT #2543 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I actually think it's funny, and it's in a place he can't lick, nor easily groom. I'm sure he'll be fine, I don't think the request for photos was crass, and I fully plan on posting them later tonight.
How do you feel about painting a dog?
I probably be opposed to that, but in Ollie's case, it will probably be good for him.