Okay, I just took several pictures of the cat, most of them were very blurry and/or didn't really show the colored-in ascot, but I got at least one good picture of him, and one good picture of the Sharpening. They will have to wait for later tonight to be posted.
Mal: Well said. Wasn't that well said, Zoe? Zoe: Had a kind poetry to it, sir.
'Out Of Gas'
F2F 4: Too Much Candy, Never Enough Mojitos.
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: Madison, WI from June 20-22 2008! Official website.
Sean K - Jun 06, 2006 7:05:52 am PDT #2526 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
JZ - Jun 06, 2006 7:07:35 am PDT #2527 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Heee! Please don't murderize her, Sean. She's too funny to lose (also? truly rocks a frockcoat).
My black cat would never have stood for it (in any case, she had only six white hairs, so there wouldn't have been much point to Sharpieing her), but my grey cat would have lolled in my arms, boneless and utterly submissive, and let me plaster of Paris him if that was what I wanted. Which is a not uncommon male cat response to a human female; possibly Jordan just lolled there, staring dreamily at S. and thinking "Jordan has no agency. Jordan is merely Mistress's plaything. Glorious sandy-haired Mistress, Sharpie as thou wilt."
Amy - Jun 06, 2006 7:09:46 am PDT #2528 of 10002
Because books.
"Jordan has no agency. Jordan is merely Mistress's plaything. Glorious sandy-haired Mistress, Sharpie as thou wilt."
Hee!
I can't wait to see these pictures. If we had tried to Sharpie our late, beloved Puck, bloodshed would have been involved.
Sean K - Jun 06, 2006 7:10:16 am PDT #2529 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Which is a not uncommon male cat response to a human female; possibly Jordan just lolled there, staring dreamily at S. and thinking "Jordan has no agency. Jordan is merely Mistress's plaything. Glorious sandy-haired Mistress, Sharpie as thou wilt."
I imagine this is exactly what happened. I'm not sure who I'm more disappointed with.
sfmarty - Jun 06, 2006 7:12:18 am PDT #2530 of 10002
Who? moi??
esse - Jun 06, 2006 7:15:07 am PDT #2531 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Which is a not uncommon male cat response to a human female
It's true. When my roommate and I had a young male cat, he was a fierce one, but every night without fail he would curl up next to her or me, by our heads, and purr his little heart out right next to our ear. (As we were trying to sleep, which was actually quite annoying, but sweet in an insane sort of way.)
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 06, 2006 7:29:11 am PDT #2532 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Poor Sean. If I were in his shoes I'd be livid.
Aims - Jun 06, 2006 7:30:02 am PDT #2533 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
makes note: do not sharpie cat
How do you feel about painting a dog?
juliana - Jun 06, 2006 7:33:12 am PDT #2534 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I am so very tempted to Sharpie Damien James when I get home. Better than murderizing him, which I was about to do at 3 a.m. this morning. Why do I always find the males with separation anxiety? Why????
Katerina Bee - Jun 06, 2006 7:36:11 am PDT #2535 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
How applying a Sharpie to the cat would have gone at Chez Bee:
Me: I think coloring the cat with a Sharpie would be FUN! Come here, Mishka.
Mishka: Foolish human female. Do you not realize that I am Mishka, Lord Puffytail, ruler of all that I survey? Remove your Sharpie marker from my presence, else you will suffer the pains of my fierce and bitey vengeance! (chomp, chaw, kick kick kick)
Me: Ow. I give up.