Oh, I thought that Brady was Isabella's kid and Belle was Marlena's. I'd say I should pay closer attention, but no, not worth it.

eta: I think she was the product of the conference room nooky with John when Marlena was with Roman, or some such. Was a big issue with Sami. My brain is starting to hurt.

Wait, no, Isabella (who died of pancreatic cancer) only had one child--Brady, I believe. Is he a grandfather by now?

X-posty!

I hate rapid aging syndrome. Makes me feel old.

It is particularly amusing when they make the characters have children again when the first round have rapidly grown and are parents. My name is Laura, I am 47 and pregnant. My children are 6, 19, 26, and 38. Why yes, I am a soap diva.

DOOL: Every character has died, had amnesia, had affairs, those that slept with 2 people in one day have had children. Currently Marlena & John, but John doesn't know anyone because Stephano wiped his brain. Kayla & Steve are back and getting preggers. Marlena & John's daughter is married to Hope & Bo's son. There is stuff happening with Sami too, but it is crazy making. That's all I got.

So, this is "Lost" as a daytime drama?

It's like the Sims, only the characters don't die as fast.

Well they certainly die more times per character.

Marlena & John's daughter is married to Hope & Bo's son.

wait, aren't they cousins? Or is Marlena a Brady by marriage. Wait, it's coming back -- Marlena was married to Roman, who fell off a cliff and came back as John Black, then remembered that he was Roman, until the original actor decided to come back, then they said that Stefano had brainwashed John into thinking that he was Roman, but now Roman was back and Marlena was all torn because she was in love with John because she thought he was Roman, and the kids had worked it out with the new guy.

so, not cousins?

Vortex, you now scare me in an additional way.

Ha! I thought there was strike news. I forgot this is soaps thread, too.