Can someone sum up the last ten years of DOOL for me in a couple sentences? I've been away.
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
DOOL: Every character has died, had amnesia, had affairs, those that slept with 2 people in one day have had children. Currently Marlena & John, but John doesn't know anyone because Stephano wiped his brain. Kayla & Steve are back and getting preggers. Marlena & John's daughter is married to Hope & Bo's son. There is stuff happening with Sami too, but it is crazy making. That's all I got.
Marlena and John had a daughter? And she's already married? Did she spring fully formed from John's head?
She's been married twice! She has a daughter, so of course she slept with both of them in quick succession. Her name is Belle and she is unbelievably annoying and needs to be slapped and tossed off a pier with concrete boots.
Jasmine!
Oh, from the back when John was Roman days? I think I remember her.
Does the Devil get visitation rights?
I wish she were as entertaining as Jasmine. Alas, she has no redeeming value. I've caught it a few times lately and the only thing I remember fun is Marlena abusing Stephano. I may have to watch it tonight for that.
Thanks, Laura!
I took a little break from DOOL when Marlena became possessed by the devil. I was afraid that I would break my TV. It doesn't sound like I missed a whole lot.
The strike may force me over to soapnet sooner rather than later.
Belle is actually John and Isabella's daughter, before Isabella died from a brain thing, or whatever she had.