I just think you're freakin' out 'cause you have to fight someone prettier than you.

Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Jon B. - Jan 24, 2007 8:56:18 am PST #3633 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

So really this is a live action remake of Wacky Races?

I would love to see a car inhabited by two cavemen whacking each other with clubs.


Jessica - Jan 24, 2007 8:56:41 am PST #3634 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think any vehicle with FTL capabilities (or teleportation/time travel/etc) would probably have to be disqualified...


Ailleann - Jan 24, 2007 8:58:21 am PST #3635 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Well, it's a VEHICLE.

Show not called VEHICLE. Show called DRIVE.

t /couldn't resist


msbelle - Jan 24, 2007 8:59:46 am PST #3636 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

but you can DRIVE more than just cars. just sayin.


Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2007 8:59:47 am PST #3637 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Did you see the Xmas special last month?

Jon, exactly what I was thinking.

Someone needs to be in a rickshaw.


Tom Scola - Jan 24, 2007 8:59:47 am PST #3638 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I would love to see a car inhabited by two cavemen whacking each other with clubs.

But what if they had to race a car with astronauts?


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2007 9:01:19 am PST #3639 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

but you can DRIVE more than just cars.

Like a joke? Into the ground?


Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2007 9:01:48 am PST #3640 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, it's a VEHICLE.

Vrooming Everywhere Has Its Certain Life Expectancy.


DavidS - Jan 24, 2007 9:02:15 am PST #3641 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But what if they had to race a car with astronauts?

I think that a car race between astronauts and cavemen is much less debateable than a fight.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2007 9:03:31 am PST #3642 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

How about the Studebaker from THE MUPPET MOVIE with Fozzie driving (a bear's natural environment).

Or the Patridridge family bus.

And throw in Prof. Fate's car from THE GREAT RACE.