Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2007 9:01:48 am PST #3640 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, it's a VEHICLE.

Vrooming Everywhere Has Its Certain Life Expectancy.


DavidS - Jan 24, 2007 9:02:15 am PST #3641 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But what if they had to race a car with astronauts?

I think that a car race between astronauts and cavemen is much less debateable than a fight.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2007 9:03:31 am PST #3642 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

How about the Studebaker from THE MUPPET MOVIE with Fozzie driving (a bear's natural environment).

Or the Patridridge family bus.

And throw in Prof. Fate's car from THE GREAT RACE.


lisah - Jan 24, 2007 9:04:06 am PST #3643 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

How about the Studebaker from THE MUPPET MOVIE with Fozzie driving (a bear's natural environment)

YES!


Jon B. - Jan 24, 2007 9:04:29 am PST #3644 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

But what if they had to race a car with astronauts?

Ha!


Allyson - Jan 24, 2007 9:04:54 am PST #3645 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I want to throw a big Drive premiere party!

Alas, my place is 400 square feet o' nuthin.


Polter-Cow - Jan 24, 2007 9:05:10 am PST #3646 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Episode 2 of TV's hit Drive is called "Getting This Out of My System." It is one hour of cameos.


Pix - Jan 24, 2007 9:10:07 am PST #3647 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I would happily host a Drive premiere party! I even have a big ol' TV. (Well, okay, technically it's ND's TV, but it's still a massive plasma.) Plus! Cute cats!


sarameg - Jan 24, 2007 9:10:23 am PST #3648 of 10001

I want to throw a big Drive premiere party!

Alas, my place is 400 square feet o' nuthin.

Everyone shows up at a Sonic (or whatever is equivalent) in their cars! Problem solved AND thematically sound.


lori - Jan 24, 2007 9:13:14 am PST #3649 of 10001

Bob's Big Boy in Toluca Lake, clearly. [link] [link]