The TARDIS isn't a car!
You could put it on wheels!
Oh oh! There needs to be one of those James Bond cars that shoot missiles.
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
The TARDIS isn't a car!
You could put it on wheels!
Oh oh! There needs to be one of those James Bond cars that shoot missiles.
How could we forget the Mount Prospect police car?
I think you should work in some of the product placement by having a car that's plastered with ads. Like the program going around a while back where companies would buy you a car in exchange for the ad space. They could pass it in traffic. Also could work with bus signs!
The TARDIS isn't a car!
Well, it's a VEHICLE.
Well, it's a VEHICLE.
Why not just suggest the Enterprise? Huh?
The Enterprise would be cool. Either the original model or the NextGen one. Not the Scott Bakula one.
I think that Serenity should have dibs on first spaceship appearance. It's only fair.
So really this is a live action remake of Wacky Races?
Hush, ita.
The TARDIS isn\'t a car!
Did you see the Xmas special last month?
(hopefully that\'s vague enough not to be spoilery)