Awww. I'd totally have your Dixie Cup baby.
And raise it liberal.
Jimmy Carter Minear-Beatrice.
We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:32:27 am PST #2841 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
§ ita § - Jan 04, 2007 8:34:58 am PST #2842 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Speaking of messing in a cup -- happy birthday ita moon!
You have no idea how much therapy it will take to get me over that post.
Therapy aside, thanks!
lisah - Jan 04, 2007 8:35:45 am PST #2843 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I can foresee a halloween when ita makes them dress up as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
HAH! Witness, my best friends' twins this past h'ween:
They never did get a great picture of Zoe in utero because Jack was always kicking her in the head. She got him back by turning around late in the game and sitting on his head. (both heads are mostly perfectly round and ginormous now though)
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 9:01:15 am PST #2844 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Happy birthday, ita, and YAAAAY, and a much, much better year than last year, which we are totally kicking to the curb and spitting on. And when you kick years, they stay kicked.
Astarte - Jan 04, 2007 9:03:25 am PST #2845 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Happy birthday, ita.
Polter-Cow - Jan 04, 2007 9:03:47 am PST #2846 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Happy birthday, ita!
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 9:07:46 am PST #2847 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Jimmy Carter Minear-Beatrice.
Leaving aside the trauma of the first names, that kid is going to have the most mispronouncable last name in HISTORY.
Tamara - Jan 04, 2007 9:09:36 am PST #2848 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Wow. I'm glad I finally found the gestation thread.
Happy Birthday, ita.
lisah - Jan 04, 2007 9:10:47 am PST #2849 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Happy Birthday, ita!
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 9:16:43 am PST #2850 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Well, Monique points out that if it's a girl, we can name her Dixie.