Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 9:07:46 am PST #2847 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Jimmy Carter Minear-Beatrice.

Leaving aside the trauma of the first names, that kid is going to have the most mispronouncable last name in HISTORY.


Tamara - Jan 04, 2007 9:09:36 am PST #2848 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Wow. I'm glad I finally found the gestation thread.

Happy Birthday, ita.


lisah - Jan 04, 2007 9:10:47 am PST #2849 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Happy Birthday, ita!


Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 9:16:43 am PST #2850 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well, Monique points out that if it's a girl, we can name her Dixie.


Kevin - Jan 04, 2007 9:49:42 am PST #2851 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I had a feral cat once. Somebody gave me it. I think they hated me. It used to scratch my hands off if I tried to pick it up. And after a few months, it jumped out a window in my flat, and ran off (well, I presume it did - I never found it again).

Also, happy birthday ita!


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 10:27:44 am PST #2852 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

My cat is an ex-feral kitten. He sits in my lap and is all affectionate and nice and is wonderful to be around. Until he bites my hand with no warning. Much like a script written by Tim.


Sue - Jan 04, 2007 10:29:45 am PST #2853 of 10001
hip deep in pie

That sounds like Megan's recently departed Jimmy, Betsy.


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 10:30:56 am PST #2854 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Overstimulation is an ugly thing. I figure he missed out on Kitten Social Skills 101.


Monique - Jan 04, 2007 10:31:22 am PST #2855 of 10001

Tomorrow may well be my last day without Fox for a while, since my local Fox affiliate is apparently owned by a jackass, and the local cable station is being petulant.

If Fox doesn't stream "Drive," we'll be setting up a tape tree for me, right? Because I am loved? Even if I'm not cute enough to be sponsored?


Kevin - Jan 04, 2007 10:37:55 am PST #2856 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

I'm sure there will be tapes. And online streaming.

Betsy - my girlfriends cat does that. It'll sit being pretty, and then just BITE you.