Allyson, you'd totally rock as a mommy!
You're like a cult leader. I'm not drinking the breast milk Kool Aid, my friend.
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:16:06 am PST #2836 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
sarameg - Jan 04, 2007 8:18:52 am PST #2837 of 10001
Allyson, the trick is, we encourage other people to have babies because that way we can borrow them. Without having to grow random disposable organs. And more sleep.
DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 8:19:14 am PST #2838 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'm not drinking the breast milk Kool Aid, my friend.
No, your job would be to produce it.
Tim Minear - Jan 04, 2007 8:26:24 am PST #2839 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"
Speaking of messing in a cup -- happy birthday ita moon!
Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 8:26:41 am PST #2840 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aren't you an only child?
Yes I am. But I still believe in non-icky sibling kissage.
I originally read this as FERAL. And pictured Kat and Lori's kids in a spay and release program.
OMG you people are killing me.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:32:27 am PST #2841 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Awww. I'd totally have your Dixie Cup baby.
And raise it liberal.
Jimmy Carter Minear-Beatrice.
§ ita § - Jan 04, 2007 8:34:58 am PST #2842 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Speaking of messing in a cup -- happy birthday ita moon!
You have no idea how much therapy it will take to get me over that post.
Therapy aside, thanks!
lisah - Jan 04, 2007 8:35:45 am PST #2843 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I can foresee a halloween when ita makes them dress up as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
HAH! Witness, my best friends' twins this past h'ween:
They never did get a great picture of Zoe in utero because Jack was always kicking her in the head. She got him back by turning around late in the game and sitting on his head. (both heads are mostly perfectly round and ginormous now though)
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 9:01:15 am PST #2844 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Happy birthday, ita, and YAAAAY, and a much, much better year than last year, which we are totally kicking to the curb and spitting on. And when you kick years, they stay kicked.
Astarte - Jan 04, 2007 9:03:25 am PST #2845 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Happy birthday, ita.