Hey, preaching to the choir. I thought our Lady of the Perpetual Sea Breeze was the real deal until the Divine Miss J walked right through that door and right into my ass—which is where my heart is…physiologically. I could show you an x-ray.

Lorne ,'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Jun 14, 2006 1:03:24 pm PDT #9719 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hiya, Hec! Haircut is on Friday and I can not wait. Saw Action when it was new--v. v. funny.

BTW, I am on the lookout for DVDs of Slings & Arrows on Half.com, based on your enthusiasm.


billytea - Jun 14, 2006 1:03:46 pm PDT #9720 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Q: if you got up this morning to find a semi-regular tapping noise coming from the far end of the living room, would you fear

a) the worst;
b) the best;
c) the reaper?

Further Q: How would your reaction change on discovering that it was a quail on the balcony, tap-tap-tapping at its own reflection in the window?

a) Woo-hoo!
b) Fetch the camera!
c)There is no (c). There is only Zool.


JZ - Jun 14, 2006 1:04:57 pm PDT #9721 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Things I Scored At Thrift Town Today

Blah blah blah nifty shirtcakes blah blah. Please go score yourself a few pairs of jeans as well. I got a bonus yesterday; go ahead and spend it. In fact, I order you to march right back out and spend more money on clothing!


DavidS - Jun 14, 2006 1:05:40 pm PDT #9722 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

BTW, I am on the lookout for DVDs of Slings & Arrows on Half.com, based on your enthusiasm.

Wait...I thought you recommended it to me in the first place? Well, if not, then I guarantee that you and BF will love it.


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 1:06:04 pm PDT #9723 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

JZ! I like you.


DavidS - Jun 14, 2006 1:06:27 pm PDT #9724 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I got a bonus yesterday; go ahead and spend it. In fact, I order you to march right back out and spend more money on clothing!

Do you see how I suffer in this marriage? Pete would never treat Jilli like this.


erikaj - Jun 14, 2006 1:09:03 pm PDT #9725 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Can you honestly imagine Jilli needs prompting to buy clothes? I'm thinking not. Your wife has been a fine Bay Area chamber of commerce in your absence.


JZ - Jun 14, 2006 1:09:30 pm PDT #9726 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I like you too, but why? What prompted the outburst of likeage?

I'm very sorry my bonus wasn't big enough for me to treat you as a subsidiary rent boy and send you out for pimping new threads, but I have already spent almost 1/3 of it on shitloads of pregnancy-related underwear due to HATING all the intimates I presently own and wanting to claw them off my body and shoot them into space, and the remaining funds really have to go to either debt reduction or Hec, who has sad brown pants that dogs like to lick.

Next bonus, Sunil = Rent Boy.


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 1:11:53 pm PDT #9727 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like you too, but why? What prompted the outburst of likeage?

Sometimes you just want to affirm people. Also, you are cuddly and fun to dance with.

Next bonus, Sunil = Rent Boy.

I'm confused.


-t - Jun 14, 2006 1:12:31 pm PDT #9728 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I love quail! It's not the same quail in Australia that are in California, is it?

My brain keeps putting the words to Don't Fear the Reaper to the tune of Don't Pay the Ferryman. Silly brain.