And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Jun 14, 2006 1:09:03 pm PDT #9725 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Can you honestly imagine Jilli needs prompting to buy clothes? I'm thinking not. Your wife has been a fine Bay Area chamber of commerce in your absence.


JZ - Jun 14, 2006 1:09:30 pm PDT #9726 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I like you too, but why? What prompted the outburst of likeage?

I'm very sorry my bonus wasn't big enough for me to treat you as a subsidiary rent boy and send you out for pimping new threads, but I have already spent almost 1/3 of it on shitloads of pregnancy-related underwear due to HATING all the intimates I presently own and wanting to claw them off my body and shoot them into space, and the remaining funds really have to go to either debt reduction or Hec, who has sad brown pants that dogs like to lick.

Next bonus, Sunil = Rent Boy.


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 1:11:53 pm PDT #9727 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I like you too, but why? What prompted the outburst of likeage?

Sometimes you just want to affirm people. Also, you are cuddly and fun to dance with.

Next bonus, Sunil = Rent Boy.

I'm confused.


-t - Jun 14, 2006 1:12:31 pm PDT #9728 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I love quail! It's not the same quail in Australia that are in California, is it?

My brain keeps putting the words to Don't Fear the Reaper to the tune of Don't Pay the Ferryman. Silly brain.


Cashmere - Jun 14, 2006 1:13:39 pm PDT #9729 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Then, if it's not thundering still, take a shower and blowdry your hair. The hour will be up in no time.

I like this idea. Pamper yourself with a little personal grooming, vw--do something you'd otherwise not do like your nails or give yourself a facial.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 14, 2006 1:14:40 pm PDT #9730 of 10002
What is even happening?

I don't get it either Sunil, but it's got to be better than living with your uncle. Just nod and smile prettily.


Atropa - Jun 14, 2006 1:16:23 pm PDT #9731 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Do you see how I suffer in this marriage? Pete would never treat Jilli like this.

Do you really think he needs to tell me to buy clothes? Personally, I'm envious that JZ is telling you to go forth and shop some more.

Can you honestly imagine Jilli needs prompting to buy clothes? I'm thinking not.

See, erika understands.

ION, someone please make the endless chaos and firedrills about this last batch of documents end. Or if that can't be done, then would someone please write my annual review for me? If you need me, I'll be hiding under my desk and thinking longingly of running away to join the circus.


erikaj - Jun 14, 2006 1:21:31 pm PDT #9732 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Jilli, that is probably not as big a stretch for you as for most...the circus thing.


libkitty - Jun 14, 2006 1:22:00 pm PDT #9733 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

BTW, I am on the lookout for DVDs of Slings & Arrows on Half.com, based on your enthusiasm.

Is it out on DVD? I've been looking for it on Netflix to no avail.


Atropa - Jun 14, 2006 1:23:14 pm PDT #9734 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, that is probably not as big a stretch for you as for most...the circus thing.

Except for that whole not really fond of clowns thing. Otherwise, I'd be changing careers right now.