And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jun 14, 2006 11:53:18 am PDT #9691 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Gorram Jungle Book earworm.)


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2006 11:54:40 am PDT #9692 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Our house is a very very very fine house. With two cats in the yard....

Our house in the middle of the street. Our house - that was where we used to sleep.


JZ - Jun 14, 2006 12:03:48 pm PDT #9693 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house was our castle and our keep

Well, curse you tommyrot! Also, was your mum so house-proud?


Atropa - Jun 14, 2006 12:05:04 pm PDT #9694 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

This is a happy house.


juliana - Jun 14, 2006 12:07:45 pm PDT #9695 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight....


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2006 12:08:20 pm PDT #9696 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, was your mum so house-proud?

Yes! Nothing ever slows her down, and a mess is not allowed.


Amy - Jun 14, 2006 12:16:45 pm PDT #9697 of 10002
Because books.

I broke into the old apartment.

This is where we used to live.


SuziQ - Jun 14, 2006 12:19:02 pm PDT #9698 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

On the block where you live.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 14, 2006 12:19:35 pm PDT #9699 of 10002
What is even happening?

On the street where you live

Where the streets have no name


DavidS - Jun 14, 2006 12:33:34 pm PDT #9700 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Down these mean streets a man must walk who is not mean...