My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jun 14, 2006 11:29:26 am PDT #9665 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(And the inevitable Simpsons version:)

I am not a number, I am a free--oh wait, I'm Number 5. In your face, Number 6!


Aims - Jun 14, 2006 11:29:34 am PDT #9666 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sam I am.


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 11:30:07 am PDT #9667 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, Ishmael, can I call you annoying?


-t - Jun 14, 2006 11:30:37 am PDT #9668 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I wanna go to London.


Steph L. - Jun 14, 2006 11:31:45 am PDT #9669 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I wanna be sedated.


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:24 am PDT #9670 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I wanna be a Kennedy.


Fred Pete - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:29 am PDT #9671 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

I wanna be a cowboy. And you can be my cowgirl.


DebetEsse - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:53 am PDT #9672 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

(Oh, Ooo, ooo, ooo) I wanna be like you-ooo-ooo


Aims - Jun 14, 2006 11:33:32 am PDT #9673 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too-ooo-oooo!


-t - Jun 14, 2006 11:34:32 am PDT #9674 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper and live by the side of the sea.