(And the inevitable Simpsons version:)
I am not a number, I am a free--oh wait, I'm Number 5. In your face, Number 6!
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Jun 14, 2006 11:29:26 am PDT #9665 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Aims - Jun 14, 2006 11:29:34 am PDT #9666 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sam I am.
Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 11:30:07 am PDT #9667 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hey, Ishmael, can I call you annoying?
-t - Jun 14, 2006 11:30:37 am PDT #9668 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I wanna go to London.
Steph L. - Jun 14, 2006 11:31:45 am PDT #9669 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I wanna be sedated.
Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:24 am PDT #9670 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I wanna be a Kennedy.
Fred Pete - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:29 am PDT #9671 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
I wanna be a cowboy. And you can be my cowgirl.
DebetEsse - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:53 am PDT #9672 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
(Oh, Ooo, ooo, ooo) I wanna be like you-ooo-ooo
Aims - Jun 14, 2006 11:33:32 am PDT #9673 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too-ooo-oooo!
-t - Jun 14, 2006 11:34:32 am PDT #9674 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper and live by the side of the sea.