The whole earth may be sucked into Hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big ho?

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jun 14, 2006 11:31:45 am PDT #9669 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I wanna be sedated.


Polter-Cow - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:24 am PDT #9670 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I wanna be a Kennedy.


Fred Pete - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:29 am PDT #9671 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

I wanna be a cowboy. And you can be my cowgirl.


DebetEsse - Jun 14, 2006 11:32:53 am PDT #9672 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

(Oh, Ooo, ooo, ooo) I wanna be like you-ooo-ooo


Aims - Jun 14, 2006 11:33:32 am PDT #9673 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too-ooo-oooo!


-t - Jun 14, 2006 11:34:32 am PDT #9674 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper and live by the side of the sea.


tommyrot - Jun 14, 2006 11:34:45 am PDT #9675 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why can't I be you?


Steph L. - Jun 14, 2006 11:36:19 am PDT #9676 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Why do birds suddenly appear?


DavidS - Jun 14, 2006 11:36:32 am PDT #9677 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why can't we all get along?


Gudanov - Jun 14, 2006 11:36:38 am PDT #9678 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I wanted to be... a lumberjack!