'Serenity'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
17 cats in an apartment?
No, I can't imagine.
Deb's got something like 13 in her & Nic's flat, but she's also one of the best housekeepers I've ever met. There's taking care of a lot of animals, and then there's living like one. I think this lady (if the ad's real), is in the second category.
There's a good chance that someone's reported her to the Health and/or Animal Control departments by now.
I loved the part about not disturbing the cats sleeping on the bed.
I loved the part about not disturbing the cats sleeping on the bed.
Oh yeah. So you can pay $400 a month to squeeze onto a bed five cats think is theirs. And brush the cat litter off yourself in the morning.
::shudder::
skimskimskim
Oh, fuck it.
SKIP!
(sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!)
I don't believe the crazy catlady is for real. But I've been wrong before.
ion, I am posting this from my bedroom in a hotel in Luxor on the banks of the Nile. This morning I was in the Valley of the Kings, and visiting the Collosi of Memnon. This evening I watched the sun set over the Nile and the moon rise over Karnak - third time I've been to the Sound and Light show at Karnak temple, and tacky and silly as it is, the place itself still kills me dead. Just - overwhelming. Awesome in the literal sense - makes me cry, takes my words away. I couldn't talk. Man.
anyway, must get some sleep 'cause we're up in five hours to go do more stuff, but just wanted to check in, offer punctuation to any that need it and say OMG my life doesn't suck.
Also, apparently there's an actor from Days of Our Lives staying in the hotel. Astonishingly orange tan and pinged the gaydar with his appearance, but that was before we knew he was an actor - I guess all bets are off. He played Tony DiMera, apparently. If that means anything to you? And he was in The Valley of the Kings today when we were there. My American friends were doing a lot of squeeing.
umm... eww.
and BTW, cats prefer a clean place to deposit things.
ION. DH and I tend to pile books by the side of the bed. We have got to come up with someway of piling less by the bed. I think the dust might just be part of my problem....
Oh, fuck it.
SKIP!
(sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!)
You missed more Crazy Mom Stories! Apparently, if I have a girlfriend, SHE WILL DIE!
Apparently, if I have a girlfriend, SHE WILL DIE!
Just to clarify, the MOM will die, not the GIRLFRIEND. P-C isn't actually a serial killer. OR IS HE?
Also, Fay, are you doing the hot air ballooning again? What hotel are you staying in? Ours had a pontoon on the Nile with a big screen that showed The Mummy. It was many levels of wonderful.
Just to clarify, the MOM will die, not the GIRLFRIEND. P-C isn't actually a serial killer. OR IS HE?
Well, there was that Serial Mom movie, though.
Yeah, I'm with a lot of others in thinking "Lady, when your cats pay rent then they can have equal say in the use of the bed, until then, I make the frikkin' decisions in this room."
Sheesh. I am truly boggled.
Yup, sticking with the name Ruthven as 'Roothven' as it sounds better to both our ears and 'Rivven' just sounds like some lame-ass name someone gave their World of Warcraft elf.