Oh, fuck it.
SKIP!
(sorrysorrysorrysorrysorry!)
You missed more Crazy Mom Stories! Apparently, if I have a girlfriend, SHE WILL DIE!
Congratulations to the class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 1:00:43 pm PDT #8746 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Jars - Jun 09, 2006 1:06:41 pm PDT #8747 of 10002
Apparently, if I have a girlfriend, SHE WILL DIE!
Just to clarify, the MOM will die, not the GIRLFRIEND. P-C isn't actually a serial killer. OR IS HE?
Also, Fay, are you doing the hot air ballooning again? What hotel are you staying in? Ours had a pontoon on the Nile with a big screen that showed The Mummy. It was many levels of wonderful.
Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 1:10:58 pm PDT #8748 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Just to clarify, the MOM will die, not the GIRLFRIEND. P-C isn't actually a serial killer. OR IS HE?
Well, there was that Serial Mom movie, though.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jun 09, 2006 1:11:15 pm PDT #8749 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Yeah, I'm with a lot of others in thinking "Lady, when your cats pay rent then they can have equal say in the use of the bed, until then, I make the frikkin' decisions in this room."
Sheesh. I am truly boggled.
Yup, sticking with the name Ruthven as 'Roothven' as it sounds better to both our ears and 'Rivven' just sounds like some lame-ass name someone gave their World of Warcraft elf.
erikaj - Jun 09, 2006 1:11:34 pm PDT #8750 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
I guess my response of "big loss," might be incendiary and inappropriate.(ETA: To the mother-death-cult-time-bomb thing, not Plei) Fay...how are you, you foamy thing!
Jars - Jun 09, 2006 1:13:35 pm PDT #8751 of 10002
And looking at P-C's tagline in conjunction with my post, I realise that I've begun to communicate as if I am T-Rex. Note to self: Must not emulate Dinosaur Comics.
Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 1:16:39 pm PDT #8752 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Good God! What are you cephalopods doing in my bedroom??
Trudy Booth - Jun 09, 2006 1:17:16 pm PDT #8753 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
and BTW, cats prefer a clean place to deposit things.
Like the person sleeping between the five of them?
Sparky1 - Jun 09, 2006 1:18:48 pm PDT #8754 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
One of my cow-irkers left early today because she had to take her son somewhere. This is, I think, the 5th Friday in a row she's left early. Her son just called the Reference Desk, and seemed confused when I said she'd left at 1 to meet him.
I am now tempted to start spreading rumors that she's having an affair.
Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 1:26:24 pm PDT #8755 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just wrote the phrase "post-study follow-up period of the study."
It's no "sudden death was considered serious due to death," but it's still fun.