Pocket protector, and I'm still full of pimp juice.
'Never Leave Me'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch?
You mean standing while black?
Okay, then -- Dirty Sanchez.
So you got a trophy for a rim job?
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Apartment stuff, vw?
How'd you know?
because moving and finding a place to live is like the most stressful thing ever.
Actually, it's not *that* kind of apartment stuff. It's more roommateish stuff.
The apartment lady hasn't called me back today. I'm not stressing about that *quite* yet.
Not!Emily leaves this afternoon for Sweden. I cannot wait. He just gave me major attitude.