Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 9:18:45 am PDT #8689 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Force equals mass times acceleration.

It's not me. It's Wu.

I'm sure it was her subtext, but for your own sanity, ignore her subtext when you can.

But then I can't make Nora laugh inappropriately.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 09, 2006 9:28:22 am PDT #8690 of 10002
What is even happening?

It's not me. It's Wu.

Blue corn, really good.


Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 9:35:07 am PDT #8691 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How many more braless years do I have left?


Topic!Cindy - Jun 09, 2006 9:36:36 am PDT #8692 of 10002
What is even happening?

The opposite of tawdry.


Burrell - Jun 09, 2006 9:38:42 am PDT #8693 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

How many more braless years do I have left?

?!?!?


Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 9:38:57 am PDT #8694 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Pocket protector, and I'm still full of pimp juice.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 09, 2006 9:39:56 am PDT #8695 of 10002
What is even happening?

I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch?


Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 9:54:55 am PDT #8696 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You mean standing while black?


Steph L. - Jun 09, 2006 9:56:00 am PDT #8697 of 10002
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

Okay, then -- Dirty Sanchez.


Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 10:01:47 am PDT #8698 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So you got a trophy for a rim job?