It's a triumph of movie star eugenics.
Or Photoshop...
River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Jun 08, 2006 7:47:49 am PDT #8481 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
JZ - Jun 08, 2006 7:50:06 am PDT #8482 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I definitely pondered Photoshop, while goggling in a hopelessly enthralled manner. There was probably some color correction on the newborn-blotchy skin, but unless someone managed to Photoshop the entire damn baby all I can say is, this baby is totally UNFAIR.
Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2006 7:51:28 am PDT #8483 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
unless someone managed to Photoshop the entire damn baby
my baby iz pastede on yay!
Steph L. - Jun 08, 2006 7:51:38 am PDT #8484 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Alien baby?
P.M. Marc - Jun 08, 2006 7:54:52 am PDT #8485 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
They're usually kind of red, or red-and-white splotchy, their skin doesn't quite fit yet, and they're still flummoxed by the cold dry bright world they've been spat out into, and they crane their necks and blink and look affronted and jerk their heads like snapping turtles. They're conceptually heartbreakingly beautiful, but they're not objectively pretty. They're just not.
Four days: [link]
Maybe a week?: [link]
But this tiny baby? Fucking ridiculous placid peaches-and-cream beautifully proportioned symmetrical cherubic Botticelli beauty.
If you go to Celebrity Baby Blog, you can find a link to scans of all the pictures in the set. There's at least one with the WTF!?! turtle expression.
JZ - Jun 08, 2006 7:59:14 am PDT #8486 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
If you go to Celebrity Baby Blog, you can find a link to scans of all the pictures in the set. There's at least one with the WTF!?! turtle expression.
That's a comfort. Possibly it is human after all.
However, pictures of Lily do not count as refutations of the unearthliness of the Brangelina baby, as I have long thought the gorgeosity of both Lily and her mother very suspiciously unearthly.
vw bug - Jun 08, 2006 8:01:22 am PDT #8487 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
vw, one of my sisters once came to visit me with two sets of house keys. The day she left, we found one set in the vegetable bin, and one in my dooryard. I consider this a miracle, since TWICE during that visit she left them on top of the car and drove off. Fortunately, we only had to dodge traffic once to recover them in those instances.
Oh, my!
Now I must head over to find Brangelina baby pictures. I'm just about as obsessed with them as I am with TomKat.
P.M. Marc - Jun 08, 2006 8:01:50 am PDT #8488 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Aims - Jun 08, 2006 8:02:57 am PDT #8489 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
![[link]](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/aimeeconat/detail?.dir=2180&.dnm=ff1c.jpg&.src=ph){kind=link}
-t - Jun 08, 2006 8:07:13 am PDT #8490 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, Lily at 4 days, heartbreakingly beautiful.
Skunks are so cute! With their tiny little heads andthe way they amble along with no regard to any primates or felines who might be around - I have never ever seen a skunk hurry. And not just baby skunks, adult skunks maintain their cuteness (unlike, say opossums which start off cute but rapidly become pretty scary looking). I don't even mind the skunky smell if it's not too strong. It mostly makes me think that someone has been smoking really good pot.
Not that I would know anything about that.
Much good offer~ma for Nora!
Oh, I forgot to say yesterday, I think, but DH does not have fuzzy bunny slippers. He has fuzzy-on-the-inside sheepskin slippers that he does, in fact, work in most of the time. His usual work uniform is t-shirt, boxer shorts and slippers.