Jury duty? Kinda sucky. Worse, I'm missing fun shit at work! A brownie bakeoff, my boss' bridal shower, another baby shower, and the company picnic! GRRRRRRRR. All to be stuck in a courtroom with MORONS. And by MORONS I mean the LAWYERS.
Right, what's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
Riley ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
meara - Jun 06, 2006 12:53:09 pm PDT #8128 of 10002
billytea - Jun 06, 2006 12:54:36 pm PDT #8129 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh man, on re-read at 8:53am, that sounds much more sarcastic than it did in my under-caffeinated head at 5:30something. It was supposed to read as good natured teasing. I'm sorry. In person, I'm far more pleasant.
Hee. It's not a problem, really. I was pretty much asking for the sarcasm.
Glamcookie - Jun 06, 2006 1:01:07 pm PDT #8130 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
{{{bitches}}}
Emily - Jun 06, 2006 1:06:52 pm PDT #8131 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Okay, could I have picked a profession in which I work myself to exhaustion for a less grateful audience?
I suppose so. I could be a repo man. It's still a bit tiring.
Not all my classes, I should point out. But I've got two now that are pretty much there on sufferance, and figure that they shouldn't have to do anything at all. Which is just spiffy.
Waaaah!
t /bitching about getting what she signed up for
JZ - Jun 06, 2006 1:09:19 pm PDT #8132 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Aw, man, meara, that suck-diddly-ucks.
I just had a very nice talk with one of the postdoc fellows, who stopped by to congratulate me on the Halloweenie and stayed to commiserate about working in a pediatric subspecialty at a teaching hospital. She admitted to having spent much of her pregnancy rubbing conducting gel all over her belly and scanning herself way more often than necessary, out of sheer paranoia. And she also said that if I get panicky (which I kind of did last night, because I haven't felt the Halloweenie move yet and all the books seemed to say I should, so clearly it was my selfish inability to give up coffee that had wrecked everything, and I spent most of last night on the verge of tears, but too humiliated by my own total whack-ass craziness to admit it to anyone but Hec), I can page her and she'll scan me or Doppler the Halloweenie's heartbeat to reassure me.
I work with some good peeps, is what it is.
DebetEsse - Jun 06, 2006 1:12:48 pm PDT #8133 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Okay, could I have picked a profession in which I work myself to exhaustion for a less grateful audience?
I suppose so. I could be a repo man
Oh! Oh! Or a Bail Bondsman!
vw bug - Jun 06, 2006 1:15:10 pm PDT #8134 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Ok. Bitches, enough with the health trama and the bad days! Everyone to our house for taquitos, rice, drinks, ice cream cake and whatever else your little hearts desire. Except for Kristin. She gets soup and gentle hugs.
Jars - Jun 06, 2006 1:16:05 pm PDT #8135 of 10002
Um, did everyone except me know that there's a whole hullaballoo going on about LJ suspending users who have breastfeeding icons as their default? The fuck?
sj - Jun 06, 2006 1:19:59 pm PDT #8136 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks for the advice, Beverly. It's really more for me than for her at this point; I am driving myself a little crazy and I feel like I need to just do something. That probably makes no sense.
ION, I just woke up from a nap. I really overslept, the kitchen is a mess, and there is no way that dinner is going to be ready in 11 minutes.
JZ - Jun 06, 2006 1:20:14 pm PDT #8137 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Um, did everyone except me know that there's a whole hullaballoo going on about LJ suspending users who have breastfeeding icons as their default? The fuck?
I sure didn't, and I second your the fuck?
Everyone to our house for taquitos, rice, drinks, ice cream cake and whatever else your little hearts desire.
My taquitos! t /Gir