Sometimes I come in here and a little voice wants to say, "Bitches ain't shit!" And then another little voice wants to say, "Sir, that is patently untrue."

Oh my lordy lord, the sheer unbridled hug-him-and-squeeze-him-and-call-him-George adorability of P-C!

Bless!

Yeah, but she's probably out doing a job. She doesn't seem to check it often anyway.

I asked about e-mail, because I know I can send a text message to Cashmere's cell phone via e-mail, and thought you could text Wallybee via e-mail, as well.

See, you're making me dwell on the unreachability of the Wallybee. This is not happymaking!

I was trying to be innovatively happymaking. Don't make me root for your out-of-fresh-ideas subconscious, mister.

Anyway. Forty five minutes in the mobile phone dealership later, I am signed up to a plan! I can once again contact the 'Bee! And just in time, because she needed me to look up the address of her next job. Happy again. Well. I googled pictures of echidnas, so I've been happy for a while now. But now I'm even happier.

Well thank goodness, because between worrying about your technological problems, and that you were going to have to spend money to take two great vacations, I hardly slept a wink last night.

We doubled my sleeping meds last night, in hopes that I would actually sleep.

I asked my shrink what would happen if I took that much medication and then didn't sleep. He said I'd pretty much be non-functioning the next day.

Welcome to non-functioning. Somehow I must get in the shower and off to class, but boy, I can hardly move right now without falling over.

Oh, vw.

Ok. Showered. I'm wearing knit pants and a knit top today. I look like I'm in pajamas. I SO don't care. We're gonna be all about the comfort today.

Good. May getting out of the house help sleep come easier, tonight.

{{{{vw}}}}

I hope you manage to have a very, very good day despite everything.

Well thank goodness, because between worrying about your technological problems, and that you were going to have to spend money to take two great vacations, I hardly slept a wink last night.

Do I detect the faintest hint of sarcasm?

Welcome to non-functioning.

Aw, jeez. I hope things improve soon.

Functionality~ma, vw. Hopefully, moving around in fresh air will revitalize you long enough to get through class. But, geez, I hope you find something to help you sleep.

Do I detect the faintest hint of sarcasm?

Oh man, on re-read at 8:53am, that sounds much more sarcastic than it did in my under-caffeinated head at 5:30something. It was supposed to read as good natured teasing. I'm sorry. In person, I'm far more pleasant.

Serious question. Can't you send a text message to a cell phone via e-mail?