I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JenP - Jun 02, 2006 2:17:46 pm PDT #7509 of 10002

Congratulations, Emily!


Atropa - Jun 02, 2006 2:18:32 pm PDT #7510 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Emily! Congratulations!


libkitty - Jun 02, 2006 2:20:24 pm PDT #7511 of 10002
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Yeah! Emily. Congrats!

edit: Not to be confused with Yeah!Emily, although I suppose that the Emily who is being yeahed is yeah!Emily as well.

There is something seriously wrong with my brain.


Fay - Jun 02, 2006 2:20:25 pm PDT #7512 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Wahey! Go Team Emily!!!


Emily - Jun 02, 2006 2:22:55 pm PDT #7513 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Thanks, y'all! By the way, not to let the cat out of the bag or anything, but this means Jen has also graduated. I never managed to run into her, but her name was on the program as well, among the rest of the (surprisingly rowdy) nursing students.

Maybe no point in congratulating her just now, as I don't think she's here, but there you are. Double-Buffista graduation!


vw bug - Jun 02, 2006 2:25:02 pm PDT #7514 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

among the rest of the (surprisingly rowdy) nursing students.

They were definitely having a good time.

And yes, MANY congratulations to Jen too! We wanted to see you, and we will on Sunday.


Jars - Jun 02, 2006 2:25:44 pm PDT #7515 of 10002

(surprisingly rowdy)

In my experience, nurses being rowdy is never surprising.


Karl - Jun 02, 2006 2:27:24 pm PDT #7516 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

One of the most wondrous benefits of having met Fay F2F is that now I hear her posts in her own sparkling, slightly breathless, positively Izzard-esque delivery, complete with utterly foamy accent.

It does much to make my world a happier place.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 02, 2006 2:27:45 pm PDT #7517 of 10002
What is even happening?

IS this just par for the course? Have I been remarkably lucky not to stumble across women teaching their children to piss into sinks in public washrooms before now? Is this what you all do when Junior needs to relieve himself?

No, not at all. NEVER and NO. It is one thing to be accidentally body-fluid-ed by your own child (and still gross, just a fact of life, but one of the gross ones). To be confronted with a stranger having her child relieve himself in the sink of anywhere, but particularly in public facilities is not par for the course, at all. And you said she left behind soiled wipes, etc. too, correct? I was disgusted.

In fact, if my only place my child could relieve himself at the cinema were to be a sink, I'd probably take him outside and have him hide behind a tree and pee, because people will be using that sink to wash their hands, possibly the people who will pop my pop corn and get my soda.

Hec is right in that urine is (generally) sterile, but I don't freaking want it in my popcorn.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 02, 2006 2:28:30 pm PDT #7518 of 10002
What is even happening?

JEN!!!

Congratulations wherever you are, nurse.