None of it means a damn thing.

Mal ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Karl - Jun 02, 2006 2:27:24 pm PDT #7516 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

One of the most wondrous benefits of having met Fay F2F is that now I hear her posts in her own sparkling, slightly breathless, positively Izzard-esque delivery, complete with utterly foamy accent.

It does much to make my world a happier place.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 02, 2006 2:27:45 pm PDT #7517 of 10002
What is even happening?

IS this just par for the course? Have I been remarkably lucky not to stumble across women teaching their children to piss into sinks in public washrooms before now? Is this what you all do when Junior needs to relieve himself?

No, not at all. NEVER and NO. It is one thing to be accidentally body-fluid-ed by your own child (and still gross, just a fact of life, but one of the gross ones). To be confronted with a stranger having her child relieve himself in the sink of anywhere, but particularly in public facilities is not par for the course, at all. And you said she left behind soiled wipes, etc. too, correct? I was disgusted.

In fact, if my only place my child could relieve himself at the cinema were to be a sink, I'd probably take him outside and have him hide behind a tree and pee, because people will be using that sink to wash their hands, possibly the people who will pop my pop corn and get my soda.

Hec is right in that urine is (generally) sterile, but I don't freaking want it in my popcorn.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 02, 2006 2:28:30 pm PDT #7518 of 10002
What is even happening?

JEN!!!

Congratulations wherever you are, nurse.


vw bug - Jun 02, 2006 2:30:31 pm PDT #7519 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

One thing that I thought was wicked cool about graduation (and my school in general) is that something like 59% of the graduates today were first generation college graduates. They had them all stand, and it was really incredible.


Aims - Jun 02, 2006 2:34:32 pm PDT #7520 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!

CONGRAT'S EMILY!!


Sparky1 - Jun 02, 2006 2:37:50 pm PDT #7521 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Woo! Hoo!

Congratulations to Emily & Jen!


Emily - Jun 02, 2006 2:38:44 pm PDT #7522 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Make sure you hold back some hello nurse for when the nurse is actually here, which she isn't right now.

Thank you! I'm almost all teachery now!


ChiKat - Jun 02, 2006 2:39:17 pm PDT #7523 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Congratulations, Teacher Emily!!!! Woos and hoos!!!


Topic!Cindy - Jun 02, 2006 2:39:36 pm PDT #7524 of 10002
What is even happening?

Nobody's telling me what Barak had to say. I don't believe you graduated at all.


Sparky1 - Jun 02, 2006 2:40:10 pm PDT #7525 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Make sure you hold back some hello nurse for when the nurse is actually here, which she isn't right now.

::wonders if this will be on the final exam::