Nyeeeaahh!!! He mentioned his penis! I so did not need to read that! That's it, from now on, I am not so much as glancing at non-work e-mails. But Jesus, whyyyyy is this shit IN here?!
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Jun 02, 2006 12:02:09 pm PDT #7488 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
lisah - Jun 02, 2006 12:08:28 pm PDT #7489 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
haha juxtaposition's funny
I want my parasol to come with a very stout, custom-made steel shaft, that can, as Amelia Peabody Emerson's did, serve as a weapon.
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Nyeeeaahh!!! He mentioned his penis! I so did not need to read that!
WindSparrow - Jun 02, 2006 12:44:47 pm PDT #7490 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Nyeeeaahh!!! He mentioned his penis! I so did not need to read that!
And that, my dear P-C, is the real reason it is wrong to eavesdrop. Nevermind what might be said about the illicit listener, bits about body parts are the problem.
In other news, this is me, chortling more or less continuously due to lisah's post. Yes, I am blaming that on her.
ETA: two periods. Punctuation hates me today.
lisah - Jun 02, 2006 12:51:48 pm PDT #7491 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate
Yes, I am blaming that on her
So much better than most things that get blamed on me!
Aims - Jun 02, 2006 12:54:33 pm PDT #7492 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
So, I was driving Em to school and passed by a couple pf work trucks with the name on the side. I thought I misread, so on my way back, I slowed down to read them, and then almost crashed for laughing so hard. I wasn't wrong the first time.
Asplundhers.
Polter-Cow - Jun 02, 2006 1:08:48 pm PDT #7493 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
A friend of mine used to pass by a truck with the following written on the side:
ERECTION SPECIALIST
ChiKat - Jun 02, 2006 1:10:39 pm PDT #7494 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Every time I drive down to Memphis, I pass a billboard in Missouri:
Al's Reefer Service
Surrounding that billboard are many billboards for fast food. Of course.
Polter-Cow - Jun 02, 2006 1:31:23 pm PDT #7495 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I am eating some sort of almond pastry and I do not know what it is but it is so good! Is it a bear claw? Is that the thing with the sliced almonds on top and the almond cream filling?
Aims - Jun 02, 2006 1:40:30 pm PDT #7496 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's an almond.
Polter-Cow - Jun 02, 2006 1:47:22 pm PDT #7497 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You're no help, Aims.