{{{House of Reason}}}
I have started The Name of the Rose more times than I care to confess, and never finished it. Perhaps I'll do better now? And the same goes for Foucault's Pendulum. And I'm quite certain that they're both splendid books, but...yeah. After a little while I find myself wanting things to go vroom and the words to be shorter. I can't account for it - I'm perfectly capable of reading grown up books and savouring them, but I seem to have a mental block when it comes to his stuff.
OMG, P-C, just think of the possibilities of making all the Bitches into your Pimps! Surely any potential bride with the Bitch seal of approval would be Of The Good?
considers
face falls
Mind you, they've yet to find me a nice Canadian. Rumours of nice Canadians, yes. Said Canadians arriving on my doorstep? Not so much.
sighs
Guess I just need to go to Canada if I want to make like a Mountie and always get my man. Or is that make out with a Mountie? Or is that just if you're called Ray?