What'd you all order a dead guy for?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - May 31, 2006 6:06:41 pm PDT #7176 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Or, y'know, one of the other kings who is hotter.

Lots of stuff got typed by Bitches today, I have no real meara, except to comment on the sentence from the actually meara, and say that this seems utterly unpossible, but she's the only king I know personally, so my opinion in uninformed, technically.

Still.... unpossible.


meara - May 31, 2006 6:11:56 pm PDT #7177 of 10002

Aww. Thanks Sean. But have you seen these people? They are very damn HOT. I mean really.


Karl - May 31, 2006 6:29:10 pm PDT #7178 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Bah. I just went and Googled and yellow page'd around looking for the housing/sublet/roommate referral service I used a few years ago to find my completely awesome (except for the deadbeat landlords) affordable 1BR apt in Berkeley, and I'm coming up completely blank. I know exactly where it is, too (downtown Berkeley BART, the intersection with the toy and game shop on the corner, walk up that street toward campus, and it's about halfway up the block); I just can't find the damn name.

JZ, you're talking about Berkeley Homefinders, which I used to find off-campus housing in my undergrad days at Cal, and it's gone out of business, according to the Chronicle.

(Edited because my typing is even worse than usual tonight.)


P.M. Marc - May 31, 2006 6:35:49 pm PDT #7179 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I am locking myself in somewhere and NEVER COMING OUT.

What do you do if you've managed to lose a check? I took it out of the checkbook yesterday, brought it into the daycare and... have no idea what I did with it after that. It didn't make it into the payment box. It's not in the sign-in sheet folder. It's not in the car.

Paul will make our weekly payment tonight via the online method, so that's not the problem, but what the hell did I do with the check???

Lillian didn't nap at daycare. Then we had to take a long-ish bus ride to the U District to meet up with Paul, who had to work late. I had to read The Nose Book until my throat hurt, because bus rides lead to bored, flailing toddlers.

Service at the B&N Cafe sucked. So did the product.

The lines at Whole Foods (the only place other than the co-op where I can find organic prune juice for a stopped-up kidlet) were insane.

My morning started out with Lillian puking all over me (tender stomach still, so it's hair-trigger). I was up half the night because she was Being Fussy.

Work is, as usual, work.

I want to join the circus.

Whimper.


Lee - May 31, 2006 6:37:16 pm PDT #7180 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor Plei.


DCJensen - May 31, 2006 6:43:52 pm PDT #7181 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

Sympathetic murmers for you, Plei.


DCJensen - May 31, 2006 6:45:34 pm PDT #7182 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

[insert snarky Passion of the Christ joke here]

Dude, the Christ imagery in TPotC jumped the shark....

Yeah, especially Johnny Depp's whole performance...

..wait, that's TPotC, not TPotC.


DebetEsse - May 31, 2006 6:47:39 pm PDT #7183 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

That still makes me giggle sometimes, Daniel.


Sean K - May 31, 2006 6:49:43 pm PDT #7184 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

But have you seen these people? They are very damn HOT. I mean really.

Oh my. Well, I'm still incredibly biased, even with this evidence having been presented to me, but I will definitely say you belong in their company.

That's just a LOTT of HOTT in one post, though.


Atropa - May 31, 2006 7:33:15 pm PDT #7185 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want to join the circus.

When you head out to do that, would you please come pick me up?

Poor Plei. I hope tonight and tomorrow are better to you.