Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - May 31, 2006 12:02:04 pm PDT #7054 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hec's craxy filing system

Ooh! I know this one! Is it B for Box and O for Other Box and T for Table and F for Floor? and U for Under the wardrobe where you really can't reach it? Because that's my system.

and lovingly maintained Mountain of Clothing

Yes! Although I've now varied the geography of my room by including a sort of waterfall feature created by clothing draped casually over the doors of the wardrobe.

...yeah. No wonder I'm single. I'm SUCH a slobby bachelor chick from hell.

sighs


Sparky1 - May 31, 2006 12:02:33 pm PDT #7055 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

vw, when you make that quilt, you should sew a few rhinestones on, so it glitters!


Emily - May 31, 2006 12:04:31 pm PDT #7056 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Sorry to commit such a craven request for ego-soothing, but my mood upon returning home from school was, "The kids hate me, I have no control over the classroom, they think my class is boring, I'm a terrible teacher." And, okay, you guys don't have any way of knowing whether I actually am a crap teacher or not, but you're pretty much all I've got -- I'm not the worst teacher in the world, right?


tommyrot - May 31, 2006 12:04:50 pm PDT #7057 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and lovingly maintained Mountain of Clothing

Hey, my piles of clothing are all for giving my cat extra choice of where to curl up....


Trudy Booth - May 31, 2006 12:04:52 pm PDT #7058 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Get a vicuna! Tiny camel and Em could ride her.


SuziQ - May 31, 2006 12:07:08 pm PDT #7059 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

No, Emily, you are NOT the worst teacher, evah. Those kids are craxy to make you feel that way. And I even got a mini-math discussion out of you in my car, so I can say that with knowledge....


Gudanov - May 31, 2006 12:07:10 pm PDT #7060 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry to commit such a craven request for ego-soothing, but my mood upon returning home from school was, "The kids hate me, I have no control over the classroom, they think my class is boring, I'm a terrible teacher." And, okay, you guys don't have any way of knowing whether I actually am a crap teacher or not, but you're pretty much all I've got -- I'm not the worst teacher in the world, right?

You're a great teacher. In fact, your few words here have insired me to learn more and build a bright new future for all of humankind.


Aims - May 31, 2006 12:08:22 pm PDT #7061 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bitch blanket.

::burrows frow in Hec fashion::


Fay - May 31, 2006 12:08:54 pm PDT #7062 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Sorry to commit such a craven request for ego-soothing, but my mood upon returning home from school was, "The kids hate me, I have no control over the classroom, they think my class is boring, I'm a terrible teacher." And, okay, you guys don't have any way of knowing whether I actually am a crap teacher or not, but you're pretty much all I've got -- I'm not the worst teacher in the world, right?

Oh, love. You really really are not the worst teacher in the world. When I was on my first placement, my mentor told me that in her first year of teaching, she figured she was doing okay to break even at a ratio of one goodish lesson to one lousy lesson - and that was with elementary kids, who are a much more enthusiastic and obedient audience.

What age are they, and what do you feel are your main problems with behaviour management? And what are you teaching them?


Aims - May 31, 2006 12:09:10 pm PDT #7063 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Because it will start off satirizing barbarian comics and then it'll become Pope and then it'll get all whiny and eventually it will die alone, unmourned and unloved. And then I'll have to haul the carcass out to the trash.

But it's an organic way to deal with the impending summer ant problem.