t wants to marry JZ's rant
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Can I have an aardvark?
You think *that's* cute?
I'm completely not innocent of the spousal-slagging
::brow furrows::
I'm fairly sure I've gone rantycakes to at least a couple of those here present about Hec's craxy filing system and lovingly maintained Mountain of Clothing
::brow furrows so deep you could tuck JZ's entire crinoline collection in them::
it all makes me want to stab the fuck out of a whole lot of people
::points wife in the direction of her own man-hatey friends::
I'll admit to liking The Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy and Your Pregnancy: Week by Week.
I found the former amusing in some ways, and a nice escape from all the articles and books and essays about the growing of lungs and development of ears and DON'T EAT THAT OR YOUR BABY WILL POP OUT OF EAR. She was anti-man, but I glossed over that. I usually do. The latter I found not as worry-inducing as What to Expect.... My biggest issue with YP:WbW was that the poor woman on the front was obviously maternity-fashion challenged.
No.
WHY???
Down with That Sort of Thing.
WHY???
Because it's a fuc--
Hm.
Because it will start off satirizing barbarian comics and then it'll become Pope and then it'll get all whiny and eventually it will die alone, unmourned and unloved. And then I'll have to haul the carcass out to the trash.
WHY???
Because it won't get along with the camel.
I must leave now for the horrible, motherless commute (I usually meet mom on the train, but she's driving tonight) out to the quilt shop.
Such a tragedy to have to go pick out fabric.
BUT, this is the quilt that will go with this fabric: [link] which I swear is the Bitchiest fabric EVAH made!
Bitch blanket.
sigh