We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


esse - May 31, 2006 9:04:05 am PDT #6975 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I've found keeping responses short and then finding something work like to do immediately discourages stuff like that.

Good methodology. Thanks!

I just want to be as unobtrusive as possible, and get through to August 20 quickly

Really? What are you going to be doing on my birthday?

Flying to Bangkok to propose, silly. No, okay, that's when my flight to Dublin is.

I think I should make Fay my SO

Oooh, me too! I could phone you at work, and send you steamy emails! And threaten to whip his pansy ass good and proper if he messed with my woman!

You promise? Because I will hold you to that. Now I'ma gonna have to get one of those hot-ass prom photos of you printed out for my desk. Score.

At one point, GG caressed Spidey's face. I mumbled, "I wish I could quit you." I thought Joe wsa going pee himself laughing.

This is AWESOME.


Vortex - May 31, 2006 9:06:12 am PDT #6976 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I don't know why wives can be so mean to husbands. The folks I stayed with in DC on the way home...well, let's just say I was extremely uncomfortable to be there. The wife kept harping on the husband that he has too much stuff (everything I saw was hers), drank a LOT, and was just generally verbally abusive. I mean, I know women don't have a lock on being mean, but it seems that husband abuse isn't taken very seriously.

see, you should have stayed with me. I mean, I even have a computer :) although, my house is far from baby proof, I admit.


askye - May 31, 2006 9:14:11 am PDT #6977 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

YAY Suzi and Aimee.

I could use some find-it~ma for work. I'm trying to figure out why we haven't received something and it's one of those situations where no one is calling us back, so now I turn into the trying not to be bitchy nag.


vw bug - May 31, 2006 9:16:10 am PDT #6978 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Suzi, you available on IM?

find~it~ma for askye.


Steph L. - May 31, 2006 9:16:43 am PDT #6979 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Emmett has the wackass notion that Spidey 1 is better than Spidey 2.

Because it IS.


Trudy Booth - May 31, 2006 9:17:30 am PDT #6980 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Tobey Maguire pet my dog. My dog then slept with me. It's practically like I 'did it' with Spider Man.


Amy - May 31, 2006 9:21:41 am PDT #6981 of 10002
Because books.

Also? Another bite on my resume. Whoo!

Not surprising. You're very biteable. Also, sparkly interview~ma for tomorrow!

And yay on the good grades, Aimee and Suzi! Model students, both of you.

Emmett has the wackass notion that Spidey 1 is better than Spidey 2.

Emmett is only wacky in the "he's so right" way.

Lucky all y'all, spared my runon sentences and stale rantycakes!

I have a mini rant on this myself. In the circle of women I knew in PA, it was completely acceptable to trashtalk their husbands, which really threw me. And gave me new insight into the dynamics of a few of their marriages that I really didn't need to have.


brenda m - May 31, 2006 9:28:54 am PDT #6982 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The folks I stayed with in DC on the way home...well, let's just say I was extremely uncomfortable to be there. The wife kept harping on the husband that he has too much stuff (everything I saw was hers), drank a LOT, and was just generally verbally abusive. I mean, I know women don't have a lock on being mean, but it seems that husband abuse isn't taken very seriously.

I don't know - this kind of pings me oddly because during some of the really worst stretches between my parents, this could easily have been my mother. Because my father is a master of the ongoing, long-term passive-aggressive provocation, it would totally appear to an observer that she was harping on every needless thing, being petty and unreasonable and basically a stone cold bitch, flying off the handle at every little thing. It's only when you were much, much closer to the situation that it became apparent what was really going on, and how much of the provocation was both unseen and totally deliberate.

Uncomfortable for an outsider to be around though either way, for sure.


askye - May 31, 2006 9:33:09 am PDT #6983 of 10002
Thrive to spite them

My package is here! You'd think this was something for ME i'm so excited. They couldn't find it, even though the address was right there, because the company name wasn't exactly right. Which is why they couldn't find it when I called Fed Ex. The name on our sign didn't match the name on the package even though the addresses matched, that caused major confusion.


erikaj - May 31, 2006 9:35:09 am PDT #6984 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm with Hec in preferring the sequel. Only slightly. And with Emmett in my love of rootbeer. Personally, I think there's a distinction between gentle mockery and trash talk, but my least favorite thing Wives say about Husbands is "It's like having another child." Yeah, sign me up. But weirdly, they are the type to pimp marriage hardest...what is *that*? Although after last night's "Rescue Me" my least favorite is Janet saying she was glad Connor died before he could become like Tommy. Ouch