Aimée, YAY on the calls, nibbles and bites. ::waits for Porny Pants::

Suzi, I'm sorry about the auditors. I hope it means you'll get a good lunch out of it?

Loan ~ma, vw! If the lenders could see how thoughtfully you'd approached this, they'd give you your $$.

A little interview~ma tomorrow around 5:30, por favor.

He was impressed that I got on the website to "familiarize myself with the company."

upset and premenstrual, I have just INHALED the following:

Quizno's Chicken Carbonara sub (which also dripped its evil fatty sauce on my pretty new shirt), Harvest cheddar Sun Chips, and a Reese's peanut butter cup pair.

UGH.

Now I have a spotted shirt and an inexplicable yearning for greasy pad thai.

Loan~ma, vw!

Why do you have to listen to it, P-C, is this a carpool situation where you don't control the radio?

I drive home with my uncle, who is very conservative. The kind of person who didn't care about the Oscars as long as Brokeback Mountain didn't win anything.

Now I have a spotted shirt and an inexplicable yearning for greasy pad thai.

Dude, there is so nothing wrong with this. I would have matched you bite for bite just 'cause it sounds good.

Apparently, craigslist personals are the most entertaining thing to do when you're at work. Some of these are cracking me up.

I supposed wearing headphones would be rude.

Interview~ma scheduled for tomorrow, Empress.

Probably best not to go there right after eating.

Since the first link was worded, "Savage: 'Jimmy Carter is like Hitler'" I think I have to not go there on days I eat. Or breathe.

I though the Savage Nation stuff was just audio clips, but they have transcripts.

Here is a bit...

There is a hostile takeover of the United States of America by Mexico. Affirmative action is being used to purge our police departments of white males -- particularly heterosexual, Christian white males are being purged from state departments, state police departments, and from police departments. They are only putting in women -- particularly women who are not married, let's put it to you that way, in a nice delicate manner, unless they're married to a turkey baster, illegal aliens who have become citizens by nefarious means, and, of course, people of color. White males need not apply. This is all connected to the flood of illegal aliens swamping America.

And...

Jimmy Carter is a Jew-hater through and through. Jimmy Carter is who caused worldwide Islamic terrorism to proliferate around the globe. Jimmy Carter undermined the shah of Iran. Jimmy Carter encouraged [Ayatollah Ruhollah] Khomeini to come back from exile in Paris. As a result, Khomeini spread his Islamic poison around the globe. Jimmy Carter is a war criminal. Now, Jimmy Carter comes out and writes a letter today, and says that Israel, by giving back 93 percent of the West Bank, is being evil, it's the Jews again tricking the Palestinians. Jimmy Carter is like Hitler with the double talk on top of it all. I can't take this crap any more. Why is he even taken seriously? Why don't the Jews get up and spit in his face?

Dude is on like 350 stations in the country.

I drive home with my uncle, who is very conservative. The kind of person who didn't care about the Oscars as long as Brokeback Mountain didn't win anything.

My in-laws came over to babysit while DH and I went to a mantinee of Brokeback Mountain. When my FiL asked what we went to see I told him. He looked a little squeamish and asked, "Why?" I said, "Hot, gay cowboys, Silly."

I think my in-laws are a little afraid of me.