I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - May 24, 2006 2:47:36 pm PDT #5875 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

iTunes gift card is also a good one.

Well, folks, I'm on a jury starting tomorrow. Joy!


Nora Deirdre - May 24, 2006 3:00:56 pm PDT #5876 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Though there could be sex. Perhaps it could cure the Ick.

Please let me know if that works and I will fill a prescription myself.

Allergies- Tom is deathly allergic to cats (also a later in life thing) and fine with dogs. Crazy dander.

GODDAMN THIS FUCKING ICK.

I can't miss work tomorrow but getting out of my bed again (which is where I am going after I finish posting this) makes me want to cry. I've been crying and dozing and driving in traffic all day long, thought thankfully none of these at the same time.

I would also say GODDAMN THIS FUCKING DYING OF FATHERS LEAVING THREE HEARTBROKEN CHILDREN BEHIND. goddammit. Could my heart stop breaking please?

anyway, there it is, funeral on the ick. spreading illness to those who are having a much worse week than I am.


Sparky1 - May 24, 2006 3:17:41 pm PDT #5877 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

{{Nora}} I hope you sleep and wake up ick-less.

{{Three Heartbroken Children}}


SailAweigh - May 24, 2006 3:29:51 pm PDT #5878 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

{{Nora and other Ick sufferers}}

I do not appear to have the Ick, yet. A bit of post-nasal drip, but I'm not sure how much that may be allergies and/or pre-Ick drip. My poor daughter, though, does have the Ick. She had it when I got home, so it would appear the Ick is a Universal Ick and not a localized SF2F Ick. I think it's just the time for it. All the wet and now blossoming plants and mold and who knows what else floating around. Perfect breeding ground for Ick.


Ginger - May 24, 2006 3:42:57 pm PDT #5879 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Poor Nora. I have the Ick and I can barely manage eating and drinking. I'm so sorry you have to deal with more bad things.

Why am I even typing? Nothing I type makes any sense.


billytea - May 24, 2006 5:13:21 pm PDT #5880 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So, one of my brothers is proposing to get a tattoo (this is the one with the nipple piercings), and he wants me to fund it. I do actually owe him money for a State of Origin ticket, but I still reckon this means I get to choose the tat.

Anyway, we just had the following email exchange:

Me: I had a workplace behaviour training session last week, about sexual harassment (for fun and profit). Main thing I took away from it was that it beggars belief that you haven't been sued yet.
Kez: Not only does it "beggars belief", but it also "buggers beef".
Me: You should work that into your next training session. "Ok, this next section is interactive. Any volunteers?"
Kez: Like "American Pie" in a parallel universe. But rather than "American Pie", the movie might be known as "Angus Beef".
Me: During the Napoleonic Wars, a French warship sank off England, and its sole survivor was a monkey, which washed up at Hartleford. The villagers hanged it; the article notes that it's unclear whether they knew it was a monkey, or were just unclear about the nature of Frenchmen. Anyway, the hartleford Football Club now has as its mascot a monkey called H'Angus. (One person to don the monkey suit managed to get himself into trouble for lewd acts during matches, and subsequently was elected mayor of Hartleford. And now you have your tattoo, and quite possibly role model.)
Kez: And what a lovely story it'll have behind it too.
"Tell me, why did you get a tattoo of a monkey sodomising a slab of beef?"
"Well, I'm glad you asked. There's a story behind it about football, frenchmen, the noose, mayors and perverted monkeys".


Steph L. - May 24, 2006 5:28:59 pm PDT #5881 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Everybody knows I suck, right?


JZ - May 24, 2006 5:34:51 pm PDT #5882 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Everybody knows I suck, right?

Not me.


Lee - May 24, 2006 5:36:19 pm PDT #5883 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You sure about that, JZ?


JZ - May 24, 2006 5:51:10 pm PDT #5884 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Quite sure. I spent the entire weekend neck-deep in F2Fness, and I would have noticed suckage on Teppy's part, or, indeed, on the part of any of the Buffistas.

Though it's true that I left the Prom early and never saw the Verandah of Debauchery, so there may have been occurrences of suckage that I wasn't aware of.