Ugh. Exterminator is here. He says they didn't say anything about cockroaches...just mice. I hope my landlord gets here soon to get this figured out. Otherwise, the dude's gonna leave.

I'm gonna kill my landlord. She is so on the list. She's not here yet to approve the cockroach treatment.

Oh, she is SO on the list!!!

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

Congratulations, SA!

Much smiting to vw's landlord. {smitesmitesmite}

Amych, good luck on the house buying!

I have no smite worthy of vw's landlord. I shall leave this to the experts. Meanwhile, much punctuation to vw.

As punishment, I think vw's landlord should be forced to live in a building managed by my landlord. And vice versa.

Ooooooo...I like the way amych thinks!

They could amuse themselves by harassing each other for move-out dates months before the 30 days, neglecting major maintenance until it's way past due, and invading each others' space on absurdly short notice for the kind of dinky stuff where they really could just be leaving each other alone!

amych, yours is a brilliant smite. I knew my faith in Bitch smiteyness would be rewarded.

Oooh. Oooh. Can I play? Can I put my landlord in the mix?

Let's see, then...we could have lead paint burnt right under vw's landlord's apartment...and then be lied to about it.

And, for amych's landlord? We have a nice 2/3 of a tank of gas spilled on the floor below, windows closed and no notice, message or apparent caring whether said landlord died from the fumes.

And for a nice rounding off, we can have both their heats go off in the dead of winter and, on a 23 degree day we can say to them, "Quit complaining. The sun is out, it can't be THAT cold."

Oh, and let's not forget the 30% increase in rent at any given time, and various poisoned substances strewn about without warning.

Mine may not win the evil landlord sweepstakes, but he's a contendah.