I have no smite worthy of vw's landlord. I shall leave this to the experts. Meanwhile, much punctuation to vw.
Jayne: We was just about to spring into action, Captain. Complicated escape and rescue op. Wash: I was going to watch. It was very exciting.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
WindSparrow - May 22, 2006 5:02:46 am PDT #5544 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
amych - May 22, 2006 5:04:28 am PDT #5545 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
As punishment, I think vw's landlord should be forced to live in a building managed by my landlord. And vice versa.
vw bug - May 22, 2006 5:05:05 am PDT #5546 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Ooooooo...I like the way amych thinks!
amych - May 22, 2006 5:07:38 am PDT #5547 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
They could amuse themselves by harassing each other for move-out dates months before the 30 days, neglecting major maintenance until it's way past due, and invading each others' space on absurdly short notice for the kind of dinky stuff where they really could just be leaving each other alone!
WindSparrow - May 22, 2006 5:17:43 am PDT #5548 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
amych, yours is a brilliant smite. I knew my faith in Bitch smiteyness would be rewarded.
beekaytee - May 22, 2006 5:18:43 am PDT #5549 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Oooh. Oooh. Can I play? Can I put my landlord in the mix?
Let's see, then...we could have lead paint burnt right under vw's landlord's apartment...and then be lied to about it.
And, for amych's landlord? We have a nice 2/3 of a tank of gas spilled on the floor below, windows closed and no notice, message or apparent caring whether said landlord died from the fumes.
And for a nice rounding off, we can have both their heats go off in the dead of winter and, on a 23 degree day we can say to them, "Quit complaining. The sun is out, it can't be THAT cold."
Oh, and let's not forget the 30% increase in rent at any given time, and various poisoned substances strewn about without warning.
Mine may not win the evil landlord sweepstakes, but he's a contendah.
amych - May 22, 2006 5:25:11 am PDT #5550 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
The eviltude of Beej's landlord knows no bounds!
beekaytee - May 22, 2006 5:35:03 am PDT #5551 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
I only wish it wasn't true.
beekaytee - May 22, 2006 6:10:45 am PDT #5552 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Oh goodness. My landlord's eviltude broke the thread! Curse him!!
vw bug - May 22, 2006 6:15:52 am PDT #5553 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
So, the landlord never showed or called to let me know what's going on. Fortunately, I heard from the exterminator to let me know they'll be coming back on Wednesday to do the roach extermination. I have to empty out the kitchen and get everything pulled away from all of the walls in all of the rooms.
I'm excited.