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Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - May 17, 2006 1:45:35 pm PDT #5169 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

My was-A-Boyfriend is no longer, AFAIC. He hasn't contacted me in 2 weeks. Nothing.

Sayonara, muthafucka.

And I have 23 sophomore research papers to grade before Friday morning. And when I went to pick up my Ambien refill (outta my way long trip) I was told my insurance won't pay for three more days. I guess if I can't sleep, I can always grade *le sigh*

Other than that, things are ok.


Topic!Cindy - May 17, 2006 1:47:52 pm PDT #5170 of 10002
What is even happening?

My was-A-Boyfriend is no longer, AFAIC. He hasn't contacted me in 2 weeks. Nothing.

I hate that. Grow some ovaries and break up with me, boy. A simple, "This isn't working out," or something else mumbled clear enough for me to catch the gist without having to think about your reason is preferable.


§ ita § - May 17, 2006 1:48:08 pm PDT #5171 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's a dipshitty move on his part, Erin¹.

Jilli, I bought your recommended top coat. My hands lingered over their base coats, but I never seem to have time to put on four coats, so I didn't bother. Do you use the Vite on wet polish like they mentioned on their site?

¹ To be retracted in the case of him being found face down in a ditch or functional equivalent


Atropa - May 17, 2006 1:51:54 pm PDT #5172 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Do you use the Vite on wet polish like they mentioned on their site?

Sometimes. Sometimes I wait a minute or two after the last coat of polish, and then apply the top coat.

Erin, that's a really twerp-ish thing to do to you. I'm sorry.


Strix - May 17, 2006 1:52:00 pm PDT #5173 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I will not be pissed if he is dead, I swear. But anything but? Dude. Phones everywhere.

'Cept maybe a coma. Amenesia?

It'd have to pretty fucking dire.


amych - May 17, 2006 1:56:35 pm PDT #5174 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Pfft. He could've called you before he fell in the ditch.


WindSparrow - May 17, 2006 2:07:38 pm PDT #5175 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Erin, what a cruddy thing for the guy to do. Sorry to hear about it.


JZ - May 17, 2006 2:08:13 pm PDT #5176 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What a totally lame lamewad of lameosity.

Also, painfully stoopid. Does he think Erin-caliber women just fall out of the sky like April rain, and if he happens to misplace or badly dent one he can wander on out any old time and find himself another like that? Won't happen.

The worm.


Ailleann - May 17, 2006 2:17:36 pm PDT #5177 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Erin, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Boys are very often stoopid.

(This statement only applies to values of "guys" that are also "not Buffistas." As I think all the guys around here are a cut above. Or six.)


Aims - May 17, 2006 2:24:00 pm PDT #5178 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You are about to witness an event that will enchant, horrify, and entertain you! Aimee is about to GET A CLUE!

t Aimee's head pops up

Chris Sarandon was/is the voice of Jack Skellington?!?!