Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - May 17, 2006 1:56:35 pm PDT #5174 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Pfft. He could've called you before he fell in the ditch.


WindSparrow - May 17, 2006 2:07:38 pm PDT #5175 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Erin, what a cruddy thing for the guy to do. Sorry to hear about it.


JZ - May 17, 2006 2:08:13 pm PDT #5176 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

What a totally lame lamewad of lameosity.

Also, painfully stoopid. Does he think Erin-caliber women just fall out of the sky like April rain, and if he happens to misplace or badly dent one he can wander on out any old time and find himself another like that? Won't happen.

The worm.


Ailleann - May 17, 2006 2:17:36 pm PDT #5177 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Erin, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Boys are very often stoopid.

(This statement only applies to values of "guys" that are also "not Buffistas." As I think all the guys around here are a cut above. Or six.)


Aims - May 17, 2006 2:24:00 pm PDT #5178 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You are about to witness an event that will enchant, horrify, and entertain you! Aimee is about to GET A CLUE!

t Aimee's head pops up

Chris Sarandon was/is the voice of Jack Skellington?!?!


DavidS - May 17, 2006 2:25:11 pm PDT #5179 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Chris Sarandon was/is the voice of Jack Skellington?!?!

Not the singing voice. That was Danny Elfman.


Aims - May 17, 2006 2:25:43 pm PDT #5180 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

THAT part I knew.


Karl - May 17, 2006 2:26:55 pm PDT #5181 of 10002
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Only when he wasn't singing, Aims. The singing was done my Mr. Elfman.

(eta: D'oh! The bubblegum man is faster on the draw.)


vw bug - May 17, 2006 2:40:35 pm PDT #5182 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Erin, that is so very sucky. I hope someone cluesticks him BIGTIME!

Dinner with my parents went well. I think we're well on our way to figuring out a plan. THANK GOD!


Deena - May 17, 2006 2:56:31 pm PDT #5183 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

For those of you interested, OA website offers a pamphlet. [link]

Having said that, Andi, me too please?

I'm glad the dinner went well, vw.

Beej, I guess I'm glad you finally figured it all out, but man... someone needed a cluesticking pretty badly.

May Jilli's authors get montezuma's revenge by sacharin poisoning.

Erin's former boy toy is obviously hurt, or ill, or confused AND all his fingers were broken so he can't dial a phone. Or crazy. Bugfuck crazy.