today , after I did a bunch of stuff - I made a list just so I could cross things off. and it made me add more stuff to the list, so I can cross out more things later.

dork

Good luck getting through to her mind right now - it's chock a block with playing on the slide, taking milk from Max, teaching the other kids to curse like her mommy, and hogging all the toys.

Man, I thought my schedule was full.

beth, did you remember to write "make to-do list" so you could cross that off?

I probably could've spoken better too, Aims -- because I definitely see the distinction you're drawing between quiet and antisocial. But yeah, in situations that are not at all like this place, I can get pretty inward, and the fear that people are hating on me makes me a hundred times more so. I wouldn't assume it's any kind of intentional hostility on her part.

Of course, if you have good reason to hate her, hate away!

Reminded of 40-year-old Virgin. "I thought you were a serial killer."

I don't have a tiara, but my friends call me the Bitch Ninja (cause my inner bitch, she is stealthy).

I didn't have a tiara until last Christmas, and I've been hanging in this thread for ages. The fact that I now have a tiara? Due entirely to the fact that my boyfriend is a Bitch, too. Anyway, good to see you here, Ailleann.

The assholes at the code enforcement office saw fit to leave a notice saying we need to cut our grass, as it's too high.

WTF? Right. Remind me to never, ever, ever buy a place with CC&Rs. Rearholes.

JZ, when I went on bedrest and lost weight (it's hard to eat when you're horizontal), I drank at least one, usually two Ensures a day in addition to my meals.

OMG, Launch is playing me Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's version of "I Wanna Be Just Like You". Is very hard not to dance in my chair.

Hi, Ailleann!

I need to ship some of this to JZ. Or else put it on the plane with Teppy when she flys out. Check out the nutritional information. 4 servings in a pint...bwhahahahahaha. Riiiiight.

JZ, definitely shoot for whole milk with dairy products. I'm in the process of giving them up for skim again and I miss the creamy richness.

WTF? Right. Remind me to never, ever, ever buy a place with CC&Rs

Heh. At least it's not as bad as the Daily Show's segment on a place in Florida with their crazy no-lawnfitti rules. To be fair, the lawn is raggedy but I just wish they wouldn't put out those notices in the middle of a two week rainy period and only give us five days to cut it. The damn yard's not going to be dry enough to mow if it doesn't quit raining for at least a whole day.

Holy shit. I think two bites of that ice cream would kill me ded.

Mmmmmmmm, Graeters....

Reading this, I'm thinking I should buy stock in Lactaid before I even think of getting pregnant.