...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - May 16, 2006 10:58:07 am PDT #4981 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I need to ship some of this to JZ. Or else put it on the plane with Teppy when she flys out. Check out the nutritional information. 4 servings in a pint...bwhahahahahaha. Riiiiight.

JZ, definitely shoot for whole milk with dairy products. I'm in the process of giving them up for skim again and I miss the creamy richness.

WTF? Right. Remind me to never, ever, ever buy a place with CC&Rs

Heh. At least it's not as bad as the Daily Show's segment on a place in Florida with their crazy no-lawnfitti rules. To be fair, the lawn is raggedy but I just wish they wouldn't put out those notices in the middle of a two week rainy period and only give us five days to cut it. The damn yard's not going to be dry enough to mow if it doesn't quit raining for at least a whole day.


JZ - May 16, 2006 11:05:50 am PDT #4982 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Holy shit. I think two bites of that ice cream would kill me ded.


Jessica - May 16, 2006 11:10:28 am PDT #4983 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Mmmmmmmm, Graeters....

Reading this, I'm thinking I should buy stock in Lactaid before I even think of getting pregnant.


Steph L. - May 16, 2006 11:24:39 am PDT #4984 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Holy shit. I think two bites of that ice cream would kill me ded.

Nonsense! Graeter's is FOOD OF THE GODS.


Ailleann - May 16, 2006 11:25:46 am PDT #4985 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

OMG Graeters. There's a Graeters round the corner from my apartment, AIFG.


Steph L. - May 16, 2006 11:26:34 am PDT #4986 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Ailleann, where do you live, if you don't mind me asking?


Ailleann - May 16, 2006 11:33:29 am PDT #4987 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Since September, I've lived in Columbus, OH.

waves

waves at Cash too


JZ - May 16, 2006 11:35:24 am PDT #4988 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Graeter's is FOOD OF THE GODS.

I didn't say it would kill me ded in some horrible way, just that it would kill me. In much the same way that looking God in the face would kill me, I imagine. There are some experiences too sublime for a weak and fallible mortal vessel to cope with.


Fay - May 16, 2006 11:36:57 am PDT #4989 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hi there, Ailleann!

JZ, love, what everyone else said.

Empress, I kind of feel for the girl, because sometimes I am quiet and antisocial. But other times, not so much. And for all I know she could be a mad axe man. Or like George Bush, or something.

Aaaanyway, back to me. So I've repacked, and am now pretty much packed and ready. Except I have 2 suitcases. Both my friends who were over this evening (who are American) were absolutely convinced that this was normal and standard and would not cause any problems, and indeed it was them that made me do the 2 suitcases thing in the first place, 'cause it would never have occured to me to deal with my cumbersome sheesha pipe issues that way. Only now I have TWO suitcases. And my (English) flatmate is just as dubious as me about the luggage allowance issues. (We're allowed 22 kilos from the UK to Egypt)

Anyone got any idea about transatlantic flight luggage allowance issues?

t hopeful


Steph L. - May 16, 2006 11:38:16 am PDT #4990 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Fay, 2 suitcases should be no problem. Did you check the airline's Web site?