I sent my mother a sappy card and a funny one. The funny one said, "Mom, how do you get blood out of a clown costume?"
My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - May 14, 2006 2:18:21 pm PDT #4695 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
SailAweigh - May 14, 2006 2:27:17 pm PDT #4696 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I've been watching a Mother's Day special on We and it's making me all allergic. Can you imagine having six babies at once? It boggles the mind.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 14, 2006 2:49:25 pm PDT #4697 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
Although I'd thoroughly enjoy chipping in on the Pooh thing, obviously, because, well, Pooh. But I never claimed to be all prepared and stuff.
Fair enough. Still, you are soooo being press-ganged into Pooh reading cos we need some extra British accents in there.
Pix - May 14, 2006 3:02:52 pm PDT #4698 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
...
So does anyone else ever have the urge to jump into "Beep Me" and post something ridiculous and untrue?
"I'm pregant with triplets!"
"I got abducted by aliens, but I got better."
"Some -ma for my dragon, please...he's having some pains in his right wing. It keeps cramping, and we may have to resort to steroids."
"I'm moving to Bulgaria."
...
Just me, huh?
WindSparrow - May 14, 2006 3:04:23 pm PDT #4699 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Kristin, I'll post the one about the dragon if you post the alien abduction one....
Pix - May 14, 2006 3:05:40 pm PDT #4700 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Hee. See, what keeps me from doing it is the inevitable (and understandable) eye-rolling and annoyance that would ensue. Still, tempting.
Cass - May 14, 2006 3:07:09 pm PDT #4701 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
"Mom, how do you get blood out of a clown costume?"Mine would suggest Oxyclean. She always suggests Oxyclean. Unless she also suggests the oil eating stuff as well.
JenP - May 14, 2006 3:07:15 pm PDT #4702 of 10002
So does anyone else ever have the urge to jump into "Beep Me" and post something ridiculous and untrue?
That is exactly why testing features on the fake b.org is so. much. fun. I highly recommend volunteering for testing duty.
vw bug - May 14, 2006 3:07:23 pm PDT #4703 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
But, see, what are we without trust? That would break all the trust, and the board would fall apart.
Cass - May 14, 2006 3:08:39 pm PDT #4704 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
See, what keeps me from doing it is the inevitable (and understandable) eye-rolling and annoyance that would ensue. Still, tempting.And the inevitable Stompying.